Suspect's Handsome "Mug Shot" Goes Viral on Police Facebook Page
(DEFINITION) Mug shot: a police photograph of a suspect's face and/or profile.
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And someone has already gone as far as to interpret how he'd "scrub up": Since the LA Times is on this story, I suppose someone from Hollywood is on their way to Stockton even as we speak. Put up some drop cloths and "green screens" in the prison exercise yard, and he could make enough to pay his lawyers, court costs, AND restitution! And of course, think of all the lonely ladies who'll be passing by the lonely law-abiding guys "on the outside" in order to become his "pen pal" or maybe even his long-distance wife -- after all, it's not as though he's a serial killer! |
Sorry, girls, forget what I wrote about long-distance wives:
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he's still hot!
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Ok, now I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of the week. thanks :lol:
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UPDATE: Thought I was kidding about the agent?
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Even My Updates have Updates
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In (documents) filed by (his) attorney, Meeks requests "that measures be taken so he may wear civilian clothing that is fitting for his body structure." TMZ (7/3): Meeks' attorney will file a motion this morning to prevent the media from taking ANY photographs or video of the hearing set for next week. Independent UK: The rollercoaster life of convicted “handsome felon” Jeremy Meeks took another twist this week, after the 30-year-old was offered $100,000 to become a porn star. Huffington Post: ORIGINAL STORY: Jeremy Meeks, the "hot convict" who set the Internet aflame with his blue-eyed stare and head cocked just so in a recent mug shot, has taken his fame to the next level. The California con, known to some as "Dreamy McMug," has scored a modeling contract with Blaze Modelz... About that last story: I think the modeling agency DID make him an offer, but it then got threats of desertion from either their other clients or other models. The porn offer is still open, as far as I know. Stay tuned... :rolleyes: |
Update: He's too sexy for his state charges
Sounds like our man Meeks has received his first dose of celebrity justice:
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By, the way, here are the vital stats for male models -- hope he's not too short: Height: 5’11″ – 6’2″ |
There is no truth to the rumor that Meeks was released from jail only to be murdered by his wife. It's a story from a satire site -- and another example of why satire should only be left to experts like The Onion and the Borowitz Report.
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Jeremy Meeks Is No Doll
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Disconnecting - Your fifteen minutes are up, sir
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Arrest Introduces Internet to New Hottie Thug http://www.flare.com/wp-content/uplo...atureSmall.jpg (I)n Santa Cruz, California...Sean Kory, 29...spotted a person dressed as a Fox News anchor at a...Halloween...parade and started screaming, "I hate Fox News!" The dreadlocked troublemaker reportedly grabbed the victim's microphone prop, hit the man in the anchor costume with a tennis racket and fled the scene...The cops eventually caught up with Kory and booked him for assault...http://www.democraticunderground.com/emoticons/argh.gif |
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Meeks was sentenced...to 27 months in prison after being convicted of one count of being a felon in possession of a firearm...He was also ordered to participate in a substance abuse treatment program and pay a $100 fine. Twenty-seven months? Not bad, considering he could have gotten one hundred and twenty. And he should be able to pick up on that modeling contract if he makes good use of the prison exercise yard and doesn't get hit in the face too much! |
2017 update
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Three months later, we now see Meeks on the gangplank of a billionaire heiresses' yacht in Turkey: Quote:
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According to TMZ, Jeremy has filed for divorce, knocked up his new billionaire heiress girlfriend, may have given her an engagement ring, became the father of a boy, and finalized his divorce with primary custody and a six-figure settlement:
No doubt we'll be hearing wedding bells once Chloe gets her figure back, and they'll have a tabloid good time trying to live happily ever after. Just goes to show you what you can overcome -- if you're fortunate enough to be good-looking or rich! P.S. The former Mrs. Meeks celebrated her first week as a divorcee at a strip club. Better she should invest some of that settlement in learning an actual job skill. P.P.S: About that engagement ring -- since Jeremy is suddenly no longer having trouble getting in and out of England, it's possible that they're already secretly married. You heard it here first! |
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