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DevilsSon 05-01-2006 02:58 PM

Keith Richards falls from Palm Tree
 
...and survives. Hahahah...that dude is insane. With 62 he climbs on a plam tree? How insane can one be? Oh my God! hahahhahaha...this made my day :D

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12547322/

Mr Bluesman 05-01-2006 03:26 PM

Well, we all know that "Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional weapons" so I'm guessing a palm tree is nothing to that guy.

DevilsSon 05-01-2006 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Bluesman
Well, we all know that "Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional weapons" so I'm guessing a palm tree is nothing to that guy.

Doesn't the legend say that he will be the only surviver of nuclear holocaust? Or was it Cher?

Stilll I am wondering, what the heck was he doing on a Plam Tree? I can't imagine he saw coke there or something. And also, how the hell did he get so high? i mean so high on the tree? It's really impressive. Who says that drugs are bad for one's health?!

Mr Bluesman 05-01-2006 06:54 PM

He probably flew up there.

Bongo VII 05-01-2006 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DevilsSon
Doesn't the legend say that he will be the only surviver of nuclear holocaust? Or was it Cher?

It'll be the two of them, left to populate Earth with a super-race of extremely unattractive people who can't be killed by conventional methods.

That would make a pretty sweet B-Movie.

DevilsSon 05-01-2006 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Bongo VII
It'll be the two of them, left to populate Earth with a super-race of extremely unattractive people who can't be killed by conventional methods.

That would make a pretty sweet B-Movie.


vivid imagination. why a B-movie? Wouldn't that be sort of porn?!

Bongo VII 05-01-2006 07:12 PM

If you want them to show the graphic sex, I'm going to have you shipped away in a straitjacket.

I was thinking maybe there would be some people in a bomb shelter who had to fight off Keith and Cher before they repopulated with their super race that could wipe out the few remaining members of actual humanity.

DevilsSon 05-01-2006 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Bongo VII
If you want them to show the graphic sex, I'm going to have you shipped away in a straitjacket.

I was thinking maybe there would be some people in a bomb shelter who had to fight off Keith and Cher before they repopulated with their super race that could wipe out the few remaining members of actual humanity.

oh, still, that sounds like normal Hollywood to me.

Bongo VII 05-01-2006 07:19 PM

True.

Wal-Mart could sell it in one of those two-dvd packages with Bubba Ho-Tep

DevilsSon 05-01-2006 07:20 PM

Bubba who? i only know that Bubba guy who acted in Police Academy. Very similar topics anyway!


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