Originally Posted by Supersonic
(Post 955669)
8. Brokenpromiseland
Imagine that, imagine that, should’ve done that differently. But this is the first proper song on the album, the one on the band really works and where it finally sounds like they’ve got something to say. If they’re going to do this live it’ll be my favourite of the album I think, which leads me to believe that it’s going to be done 3 times this tour. The best songs are always played the least. What’s also becoming obvious is that all the background vocals are done in a lower register than normally so that it sounds as if Jon’s really pushing himself, but he’s not. The guitar solo once again is coming out of nowhere and it has no proper build up, and it really is shit. But I like this song, but there’s no energy at all, mostly due to Jon’s vocals. 7/10
9. Love’s The Only Rule
This intro is pure garbage, it reminded me of McCartney’s Temporary Secretary which is never, ever a good thing (go youtube it for all I care). It already sounds dated. Apart from that the song is alright but once again a terrible guitar solo. If there’ll ever be an instrumental version leaked of this album I’ll have a blast making my own version with my own guitar solo’s, hell I’d let Iceman guest on it, I’m sure he can do better than what’s on this album as well. As average Jon’s vocals are on this album as average Richie’s doing the guitar solo’s.7/10
10. You lot hate this song but I think it’s a bit better than what’s on the first half of the album. The chorus is obviously rubbish and I didn’t need the shalalala’s because Jon’s going to try to make us sing that stuff, which means it’ll be played live, which means it’s another one of Jon’s live fests. 6/10
11. Another one of those songs with one of those awful drum patterns like in Superman Tonight. This is not going to work live, and yeah, knees, pleas, here we go again. I just noticed that my song by song descriptions are getting shorter and shorter, mostly because I’m losing all excitement listening to this album right now. It just really bores me to death. 4/10
12. Learn To Love.
Whatever. Jon runs for the truth which is clearly true or he’d address some issues many people/fans have with this band. Halle Halle…Berry? If she’d show up there’d be something good but this is the third time I’m listening to the album right now and she’s not here yet so there. 4/10
So there it is, this is how I rate The Circle. It’s not very high and I’m not even sure if it’s my favourite of this decade. It’s a Bon Jovi album, but it doesn’t feel like a Bon Jovi album at all, it never gains momentum, there’s never a moment on the album that makes you think “Yeah, I love this!”, while every single studio album before (apart from TLFR)had one of those moments. There’s Just Older, there’s Bounce, there’s Have A Nice Day, there’s Any Other Day, but there’s no moment on this album that gives me that feeling of making any song an instant success. I heard this album in the train on my way home and expected the waiting to be a real pay off, but it wasn’t anything like that this time. After 3 songs I found myself wondering when there’d finally be a good song I’d love, and having only one other CD with me (the last one from Mark Knopfler) I actually hoped it’d be finished soon so I could give that one another spin. And really, Knopfler isn’t one of the most exciting artists now is he? However, his album breathes. There’s depth in the music, you can hear every instrument, you can feel the songs and even though he’s a very limited vocalist when Knopfler sings you know that he means it. You never get that feeling from Jon’s vocals on this album. He’s never pushed himself and although I am a limited vocalist myself I could sing every song right away without even trying. There’s nothing on this album that excites me, it mostly sounds like demo’s for the Bounce record, an album where they issued some of the things on this album as well. When I gave Have A Nice Day (the song) a 7 it was a solid 7. Where I give the songs on this album a 7 it’s merely because I think a 6 is a little too low. Yes, this album rocks harder than previous efforts, but the rock songs on previous efforts are miles better than any rock songs on this album and I never thought I’d say this but I think that a song like Story Of My Life is better than anything on this album.
Shanks really is responsible for a lot of this. The guy is absolutely clueless and it’s obvious that he doesn’t know how to handle 3 guitars at once, so he makes a complete mess of it. Everything needs to be loud, but it just doesn’t work like that. Had Bon Jovi used a producer like Brendan O Brien (recent AC/DC, Springsteen, Libertad from Velvet Revolver) this album would’ve sounded miles different, but no, sales go before art and they needed a pop producer. Who, as it turns out, is absolutely clueless.
Many songs of the album are also not going to work in a live environment. It’s either way too overproduced so that when it’s played live they’ll find empty holes in the songs that were filled up with guitar sounds on the album, or the vocals are to low that they’ll be drowned out by whatever the audience is doing at the moment a new song is played. The reason why the snippets for the album sounded so great was because they showed a side from Bon Jovi that had rarely been showed lately and you expected the snippets to turn out into something more. It never does though.
Jon also is a big con this album, the vocals are terrible, it’s either thru his nose or thru his ass but the times when he sings with his natural voice can be counted on one hand. A large part of the energy from Bon Jovi songs came from the way Jon delivered. Jon never delivers on this album. Never.
A large part of why fans look up to their idols is because the idols have qualities they themselves don’t have. I don’t feel any of that on this album. I don’t sound like Jon but can deliver a better vocal on most songs and I don’t sound like Richie but can play better guitar solo’s than what Richie does on this album. And I’m not saying that because I think I’m such a great singer or guitar player, but mostly because they deliver below par. I’m sure my review will be ripped apart by newbies for saying this “because fans are not able to be better than their beloved Bon Jovi” but it is what it is. I reckon many idiots will also post the regular "go on listen to [insert band here] then!" to which I'll just reply "Go on, read the raving reviews on backstage, then!".
Normally the bonus tracks for an album often save my final ratings (These Open Arms, Walk Like A Man, Neurotica) but there aren’t any of this at all, so this really will be my final ratings. I thought this album might be a grower but I gave it a few listens and never, ever did I wanted to hear the album another time.
In the past 4 years I’ve discovered many, many other bands, from indie to eighties rock, but what surprised me most is that a lot of indie bands from the past few years have started to rock harder on their albums than this band, who really were the pioneers of the eighties rock genre and one of the bggest rock bands of the nineties based upon 2 albums. This past decade Bon Jovi have released 5 studio albums yet none of them ever gave them that status, so I really get the impression that as a studio act Bon Jovi are pretty much done. Even when they try to be a rock band like on this album they fail compared to many other releases done by other bands. Rock should be fun, rock should be felt, and the album is never fun, hence the reason why my review lacks the humor I normally put in my reviews. And although I get that some of those bands are not in the same genre as Bon Jovi are (Velvet Revolver arerock, Bon Jovi are pop/rock), Bon Jovi do claim to be in that genre, so if you want to be seen as a rock band you’ll be judged as one as well. And when doing that, I can’t give the album more than this;
Rating on the Supersonic’s all mattering Bon Jovi review index:
***** The ****ing bollocks!!!
**** Top album.
*** Yeah, well that was alright...
** Piss poor performance. Nnngg!!!
* Jon you cunt I hope you go bald within 1 day!.
Final rating; 5,7/10
Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan
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