Nothing beats Bruce doing Santa Claus is Coming to Town :)
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And I must give some honorable mention to Band Aid Do They Know it's Christmas the original one from 1984 not that God awful remake they did a few years ago
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Haha the band aid 20 version is no way near as bad as kylie and jasons version! That one is shocking!
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Your all wrong its this song Jona Lewie - Stop The Cavalry
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Warning - contains profanities - read at your own risk!
Why's no one mentioned Please Come Home For Christmas :p or the Jove's cover of Run, Run Rudolph.
Okay, neither of them are the best xmas songs, I guess. But Kevin "Bloody" Wilson's Xmas song is the definitive best! Hey Santa claus you c**t! Where's me ****ing bike? I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like. I wrote you a ****ing letter and I come to see you twice Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me ****ing bike. If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked. And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse! You've stuffed me bloody order up It's enough to make you spew And I'm not the only one who's snakey Me sisters dirty too! (female voice) Hey santa clause you c**t! Where's me ****ing pram? You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am. 'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand I'll give you ****ing ho ho ho You forgot me ****ing pram (male voice) Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts And I'll let your ****ing reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts! You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door And we'll say, yeah you wait for it Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells ****ing lies He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright 'Cause the old ****ing wanker Forgot me ****ing bike. You wait you old c**t, I'm gonna dob you in Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your ****ing lights out "I saw mummy sucking santa clause" |
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Personally, I have a soft spot for A Great Big Sled by the Killers. And not just because I want to sit on Brandon Flower's lap ;) |
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