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And if you dare to judge anyone's grasp on English on an international forum, you're an asshole. And yes, that's meant to be an insult. Let's see you try it in Spanish. Or French or whatever you choose. We'll see how that goes. Until then, you keep your mouth shut about people's language skills. Quote:
See? You insult my English, for not understanding that your instructions are actually opinions, yet YOU fail to understand an opinion even when the sentence starts with "To me", which clearly means "it's my opinion that". Oh, irony, thou art a heartless bitch. Ice |
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Matey, I wouldn't dream of having a pop at anyone over their grasp of English until they tell me (falsely) that I don't understand something despite not having a clue themselves. Like I say, I admire anyone that speaks another language. If I start a paragraph with "I don't think", I don't expect to have to start every sentence with "in my opinion" or "I think" unless I'm saying something that clearly contradicts the fact I'm expressing an opinion. Most people will be able to judge from the tone that what I was offering was an opinion. You've even admitted yourself that it could have been me offering an opinion. If I'd said, "Panda, stop posting on this board" then I was giving an order or trying to do something I have no authority to do but that's not what happened. Anyway, you've admitted it could have been an opinion. I've told you it was just an opinion. No-one else has taken it as me giving instructions. Hand on heart, it was a suggestion/opinion. Are you ready to accept that now? So you think that anyone who liked Bon Jovi in the 80s would prefer anything to WAN? Really? You're using that as an argument??? Haha, it's hard to argue with pig-headed stupidity. You don't understand the term 'expectation' in relation to the definition of irony that was posted in this thread clearly. That's unfortunate but there is no other way to explain it to you. You've accepted the hammer example as ironic. You did the same thing whether you accept it or not. It was ironic. You don't want to see that, it's fine. Want to move on? Rdkopper has never said that he loves everything they do that I'm aware of. I've seen a post saying the opposite the other day from him. Finally, despite a deluded self-appointment as the policeman of this board, you have no authority. If you have a problem with any of my posts like you have with the one you misinterpreted, report me to the mods and let them deal with it. That's how message boards usually work. Although, if you do that, you'll probably have to find another way to massage your ego or overstate your importance. |
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Must pull you on this too. The only definitions I've used are the one you originally posted and the one from the Oxford English Dictionary. To prove you were talking nonsense, and to get you to admit why what you did was ironic (if only indirectly), I used your definition and your hammer example. Jog on... |
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I haven't posted "my definition", I gave you an example. Your "Oxford" definition isn't from the Oxford Dictionary, I don't know where you dug it up, but I don't really care. The actual (non-literary) difinition in the Oxford dictionary is "a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result" And nothing remotely like that ever occured in this thread. Ice |
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It wasn't an instruction. You've admitted yourself that it may not have been. You have admitted that so therefore it "clearly" wasn't anything. I'm telling you it wasn't an instruction. Why are you still arguing? Okay, how many people who liked the band in the 80s do you know of? I'm one of them by the way and I still like what Bon Jovi do. It isn't as good, for me, as the stuff from 88-95 but the good still outweighs the bad. I "used the word irony wrong". Haha you really are the gift that keeps giving. Incidentally, I've used your definition and your example to prove you wrong. Give it up. You said "I'm telling you to behave". You have no authority to tell anyone to behave. Re the name calling - people in glass houses and all that. And if you think I'm riled, you really don't know me Alanis. I love people like you who leap before they look. And you have made an average of about 2 posts for every single day for the last 10 years. Seems like a lot of your life is on this board. |
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Take a look at post 136 in this thread. Haha you are great. And you can deny all you want but what you did was ironic. You just can't process the definition properly for whatever reason. You're some comedian. The definition that I resorted to using to illustrate why what you did was ironic, by the way, was the one you posted in 133. Says something though that you went for Wikipedia and I went for the Oxford English Dictionary. Good man yourself Alanis, keep making a tit of yourself. |
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You keep making me repeat myself, but if that's what it takes, then: Irony is a situation in which there is an incongruity between the literal and the implied meaning. And I'll repeat it again, nothing like it happened here. YOU say it did, because YOU thought something happened, when it didn't. YOU can think it's ironic all you want, but YOU would be wrong. Quote:
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No, my life is not on this board. In fact, my life is so filled with other, more important stuff, that I can not spend enough time on the web discussing and doing the things I like, even though I'd want to. And even though I don't need to tell you a thing, I will let you know how I gathered those posts. I first came to DryCounty in 1995. Been here ever since, more or less. I was very active on the bonjovi.com chat and even had a web site dedicated to all the regular chatters there. After Bonjovi.com chat and messageboard closed I started frequenting this place, as BSWJBJ was just utter crap. We used to have long discussions about everything in the early 2000's, with dozens of posts in a day. After that I've had many years that I hardly posted here, mainly because of people like you that won't allow people to say and think what they want and tell them to leave the board. Got tired of the single-mindedness of the new-Bon-Jovi-lovers and decided that I didn't need assholes like that even on a messageboard. And mostly, because I think Bon Jovi's music since 1998 has been mostly crap. Then, when the old posters started coming back, I came back. But I check the board when I have the time, which isn't all that much now, about once a day. Most of the time it's just the same old I-love-Bon-Jovi-so-much -crap that I don't bother to read nor post. But when people like you bring up the "you're not a real fan", I'll respond, if for nothing else but to make you think about your "opinons". So, no, you're nothing new, you don't have an effect on how I think, you're nothing special. I've seen the likes of you come and go so many times that I do'nt even remember all of their names anymore. Every once in a while one of you creeps comes along, tells others what to think and how to act, claim you didn't do it and then fade away. So, keep at it. Keep up the name-calling, denying your posts, dismissing direct quotes and believing that you know best. Keep telling people that they shouldn't post here and how you know what they should be listening. Keep telling everyone how you're a "big boy". I'm sure that makes you happy. Ice |
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Your narrow description of irony is more like sarcasm Alanis. Irony is wider than that. For example, take the example given in the Oxford English Dictionary: e.g. "the irony is that I thought he could help me" How does that fit your interpretation stated above? The Cambridge Dictionary defines it as: "a situation in which something which was intended to have a particular result has the opposite or a very different result" e.g. The irony (of it) is that the new tax system will burden those it was intended to help. How does that fit your interpretation? I can't believe I'm trying to explain irony on a Bon Jovi message board :-) You're "pretty sure anyone who enjoyed Bon Jovi's music in the 80s, wouldn't be too keen on what they're doing today" yet only most of the 20 people you know who liked Bon Jovi in the 80s aren't too keen on what they do today ("not too keen" is also very different to "would prefer anything to WAN" by the way). You don't do name calling? "Ron Jerermy", "Ronald McDonald". At least the "Alanis" name has a bit of thought behind it which, while not completely going over your head, smacked you right in the forehead. Also, what are "opinons". Are they like onions or something? Stick to the "cow farts" Alanis. That's your level. |
God....I've participated in loads of useless, meaningless, pointless debates on this forum, especially with Iceman (yes yes, both of use are guilty Iceman)
But this must be the most useless, meaningless, and pointless conversations of them all. Well done to the two of you. And I can't believe this was allowed to go on....while my Judas Priest topic was closed, when it was actually entertaining and lots of people were participating in it. Come on mods, show some consistency! |
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There is no definition of a 'real fan'. But being bullied and told to 'post somewhere else' or questioned about why you frequent a message board because you dare to suggest that this band, our band, my band as much as anyone else's, are not what they once were live/in the studio or whatever opinion we wish to express... it's our right. This album as divided fans, new and old but the biggest issue I can see is that those who are pro-anything and everything Bon Jovi do, those who like it before they've even heard it, tend to be very concerned when someone disagrees. Have your opinion, share it, fine. But Ron and others like you... the problem here was you degenerated an actual discussion into name calling (the whole 'Alanis' thing was embarrassing) just to divert attention away from the fact that someone was trying to actual DEBATE with you; if you had a point, it got lost under the fluff, bluster and bravado. Anyway... got a copy from a friend last week and no, I won't be buying the album. Reviewed it elsewhere. |
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By the way, I've no problem with people saying Bon Jovi aren't as good as they were. See some of my other posts. In fact, I wouldn't even argue the point because I agree they aren't what they were. Not in dispute from me - since 95 they have gone downhill. However, Panda was clearly trolling with the post that kicked this off. He flippantly said that the 1D album wasn't any good but was better than WAN but when questioned on it, he hadn't even heard the full 1D album. I'll take your view on the 'Alanis' reference but it wasn't name calling for name calling's sake - it was to make a point (which I'm assuming you got). |
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Oh, and see, there at least 3 other people who agree with me. So, it's not just me, as you assumed. You've assumed an awful lot, have you ever noticed that? Ice |
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"Ron Jeremy" or "Ronald McDonald" isn't name calling? Ok then. You keep contradicting yourself. 1. Like when you said you didn't call me a blind follower. But you did. 2. Like when you claimed I said that you had to buy all the Bon Jovi albums to be a fan but I didn't. 3. Like when you said I didn't use the Oxford Dictionary definition of irony, quoted it yourself only to be shown that I'd actually posted it half a dozen pages back. None of the above were misinterpretations of what you said. You were quite definite and were proved completely wrong. You've misinterpreted a lot of what I've said. If that's because I've worded it in a way that you didn't understand properly, then I'm sorry I wasn't more clear. Again, you admit to exaggerating which you've admitted previously and done several times over the last few days. Exaggeration is the tool of those with flimsy arguments because the facts don't stand up. In terms of the irony, what you've posted above is exactly what I see has happened but we aren't going to agree on that either. Want to accept that we both have an understanding of irony but disagree on instances that are actually ironic? You accepted that I may not have been instructing Panda to do anything. You said it was possible but not probable. They were your words. I'm telling you that I wasn't instructing him to do anything. Only I can know if that's true or not, you can't but you've admitted it's possible so take my word for it. Can we accept it now and move on and draw a line under this? |
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"You're some comedian." "a deluded self-appointment as the policeman of this board" " pig-headed stupidity" "Stick to talk of cow farts and let the big boys talk some sense in peace." "an incoherent, bluster-filled, immature keyboard warrior who has a penchant for cow farts." "I hope you kept the receipt from your English lessons because I'd be asking for my money back if I was you." "Alanis, keep making a tit of yourself." and calling me "Alanis" about a 100 times. Very mature, I must say. Now, quote where I called you names. Quote:
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Hilarious thread this. Neither you are right either to be honest, you are both arguing not to look like the other had the last word. Alanis, I mean Iceman had the tab website I used to use though so he wins by default.
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Struggling with most of your post to be honest because it's round and round we go. A lot of what you've mentioned there isn't name calling by the way but whatever...
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I'm offering you the chance to agree to disagree. You want to keep this going, I can do it all day buddy until the mods eventually lock the thread. You want to walk away from it now, I can do that too. Your words were that it was possible I wasn't instructing Panda to do anything which was what you originally objected to. Your words - not mine. I'm telling you, hand on heart, I wasn't instructing him to do anything and was just offering an opinion. If you don't want to accept that, that's unfortunate. |
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Example 2: not in those exact words. But you say RDKopper isn't a blind follower because he wouldn't buy a Bon Jovi album of 1D covers (I think you're wrong BTW). From that I made the leap of you defining blind follower as someone who Would buy all the albums. Not a big leap, but I'll give you this one. Ecample 3: yes, that's a mistake, I read something wrong somewhere. I'm sure I saw another definition in your posts somewhere, but I can't be bothered to go through all the posts on this iPad, it's hard enough to type on this thing. But you're still leaving out a whole lot of the definition: * the expression of one’s meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect: ‘Don’t go overboard with the gratitude,’ he rejoined with heavy irony * a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result: the irony is that I thought he could help me [count noun]: one of life’s little ironies * (also dramatic or tragic irony) a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character’s words or actions is clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character. And I still say it doesn't apply here. Quote:
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Haven't bought it yet...I'll probably pick up a copy when I see them on tour.
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Maybe someday we could write a song about irony together. "Its like writing shite on a message board, Or defining words, only to be ignored, It's the way out that you just didn't take, And it made you look, like a big stupid fake, And isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic and yeah I really do think" Or something like that.... |
I've downloaded it as i dont get paid for a while but i will buy the deluxe version shortly. I only fleeced it cos i couldnt wait to hear it and is now on rotation in the gym and the car.
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