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Matrix15 08-30-2010 04:21 AM

If Bon Jovi were gay...
 
What would the headlines be if Jon & Co turned out to be batting for the other team?

"Bon Jovi Gay: Female Fans Taste Bad Medicine" :D

Others suggestions very welcome!

TwinFan 08-30-2010 04:27 AM

Bon Jovi's Ooh La La was Born To Follow Men's Booty

KeepTheFaith2211 08-30-2010 04:28 AM

'Ladies: Jon Bon Jovi WILL Runaway from you!'

'Woman In Love doesn't interest New Jersey Rockers'

:lol: :(

Matrix15 08-30-2010 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeepTheFaith2211 (Post 1012343)
'Woman In Love doesn't interest New Jersey Rockers'

:lol: :(

Ha ha! That's class!

"Bon Jovi wants you to be his Superman tonight"

SexxAtraxxion 08-30-2010 04:41 AM

Bon Jovi weren't born to follow girls

Bon Jovi doesn't Walk like a Man

Bon Jovi: Who says you can't be gay?

Bon Jovi tells his male audience: "What if I were your mother?"

Best regards,
the Sexx

Matrix15 08-30-2010 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexxAtraxxion (Post 1012345)
Bon Jovi weren't born to follow girls

Bon Jovi doesn't Walk like a Man

Bon Jovi: Who says you can't be gay?

Bon Jovi tells his male audience: "What if I were your mother?"

Best regards,
the Sexx

Heh heh, I like the doesn't walk like a man one :D

Matrix15 08-30-2010 04:58 AM

"I Got The Guy Exclaims Bon Jovi"

http://www.accidentalsexiness.com/wp...VI_B-GR_01.jpg

Matrix15 08-30-2010 05:00 AM

"It's My Wife! (That's The Problem)"

http://images.ctv.ca/gallery/photo/E...609/image0.jpg

TwinFan 08-30-2010 05:02 AM

Lady Fans can't Keep the Faith Anymore

He Took 'em Down, but Bon Jovi Won't Raise His Pants

"Say It Isn't So, Jon" said the Soccer Mom Fan as She Jumped

Savvi 08-30-2010 05:58 AM

LMAO these are gold!

Some more...

Gay Guys Don't Always Wear Pink

Bon Jovi hopes he won't be the Last Man Standing

Bon Jovi's Dirty Little Secret, Living in Sin

Bon Jovi crosses the Borderline

Bon Jovi: "I Am.... Gay"

What Do You Got?... A Whole Lot of Gayness Apparently

Put the Boy Back in My Pants

Joey... A little closer to Jon than we thought

King of the Mardi Gra

Blame it on the Love of Leather & Ass

ticos_stick 08-30-2010 07:44 AM

Bon Jovi Queens Of The Mountain

Bon Jovi Members
Blame It On The Love Of Cock and Balls

Bon Jovi Admit Gay Love's The Only Rule

Bon Jovi Learn To Love Men

Bon Jovi asks, Who Says I can't Go Gay?

Rock Giant Declares, All I want Is Everything (Except Women, urgh..)

Jon Bon Jovi Announces new 'Raise Your Hands (If You're Gay)' Campaign..

http://blog.quickdfw.com/archives/20...1jovi_0119.jpg

Mungojerry 08-30-2010 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ticos_stick (Post 1012367)
Bon Jovi Queens Of The Mountain

Bon Jovi Members
Blame It On The Love Of Cock and Balls

Bon Jovi Admit Gay Love's The Only Rule

Bon Jovi Learn To Love Men

Bon Jovi asks, Who Says I can't Go Gay?

Rock Giant Declares, All I want Is Everything (Except Women, urgh..)

Jon Bon Jovi Announces new 'Raise Your Hands (If You're Gay)' Campaign..

http://blog.quickdfw.com/archives/20...1jovi_0119.jpg

WTF?! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Matrix15 08-31-2010 02:33 AM

"She Don't Know Me...... And She Never Will, Reveals Bon Jovi"

"Bon Jovi Frontman 'Happy Now' After Settling Down With Lead Guitarist"

"Jon Bon Jovi Catches Social Disease"

"27 Years With Male Band Too Much Of a Good Thing For Jon Bon Jovi"

"You Really Got Me Now, Bon Jovi Tells Male Fans"

"Janie Can Take Her Love To Town, JBJ Doesn't Need It"



http://ll-media.tmz.com/2008/10/11/1...jovi_tmz-1.jpg

SexxAtraxxion 08-31-2010 03:41 AM

Jon telling the press how he received the bad medicine.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...69_34201_n.jpg



Best regards,
the Sexx

Mungojerry 09-01-2010 07:13 PM

I don't have a gay headline, but I do have a picture....:p

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/n...chie/Angle.jpg

:BIG:

ticos_stick 09-02-2010 03:04 PM

Jon Bon Jovi reveals just how much he likes Sambora's whammy bar technique

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/n...chie/Angle.jpg

gazthomas 09-04-2010 05:55 AM

nah nah nah nah anhhhahuwuh i whut?

Matrix15 09-27-2010 10:49 PM

Hey Guys - JBJs Loves For Sale!

trevrox 11-12-2014 05:56 PM

Jon Bon Jovi's Love Lies: Rocker's 'Breakout' of the Closet After 25 Year Marriage

When She Comes, Jon Bon Jovi Won't Care

Bon Jovi and Big & Rich Really Do Got It Going On

Jon Bon Jovi To Male Fans: 'Ride Cowboy Ride'

Eveline 12-14-2016 12:03 AM

oh God, I don't remember laughing out SO HARD in my life! :mrgreen:

Zakatar 01-14-2019 08:20 PM

Bon Jovi to Producer: Come on Up to My Ass
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/J...OyrOoBrtSl.jpg

Eveline 01-14-2019 10:22 PM

Shanks gives me the creeps, seriously x_x

JackieBlue 01-31-2019 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zakatar (Post 1250125)
Bon Jovi to Producer: Come on Up to My Ass
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/J...OyrOoBrtSl.jpg

HA! :D

Snooky looks like he's snarling, "Get away from me, you pervert!"

Matrix15 06-03-2019 07:44 PM

While staring at the pile of wrinkled and sticky bedsheets after his night of fun with Shanks, Jon Bon Jovi sighs to himself and thinks; "God bless this mess".

DavetheGodofKeys 06-03-2019 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matrix15 (Post 1253705)
While staring at the pile of wrinkled and sticky bedsheets after his night of fun with Shanks, Jon Bon Jovi sighs to himself and thinks; "God bless this mess".

Hahah, this one was good.

ticos_stick 06-04-2019 01:43 AM

JBJ Says Nay To BJ

Cockstar Jon Bon Jovi has sensationally revealed that he hates giving blow jobs in the latest edition of Gay & Grey. Jon said "I just find the whole thing to be disgusting, we weren't born to swallow".

DavetheGodofKeys 06-04-2019 08:08 AM

New Jersey pornstar reveals a shocking secret to the Women in Love
"I'm not like Any Other Gay, I'm gay and grey and I also bang my b*tch and producer John Shanks. We went a bit Wild In The Sheets yesterday but wait, I shouldn't be telling you This!"

Matrix15 06-04-2019 06:16 PM

A̶m̶e̶n̶

Hey men ;)


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