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rocknation 04-15-2019 10:37 PM

LOL: A Good Way To Get Fired From Your Own Band
 
Once upon a time, not so long ago, a local band was so desperate to hire a bassist, they considered a female one. Opening line: "Met with this lady last night..."

https://rocktivity.com/bj/fBass1.jpg

Opening line: "My only concerns are that I hope..."

https://rocktivity.com/bj/fBass2.jpg

There's no indication of what this bandmember plays, but if he can't operate his instrument or vocals any better than he can a mobile phone, HE'S the one who should be looking for a job:

https://rocktivity.com/bj/fBass3.jpg


That's right! He sent that message to the aspiring bassist instead, who in turn sent it -- well, EVERYWHERE via Facebook! He apologized, though it's not clear whether he's sorry for the unprofessionalism of his attitude toward women or the unprofessionalism of his phone texting skills.

https://rocktivity.com/bj/fBass4.jpg

And now for the bad news: this drama has a cliffhanger ending. There's no indication of what the bassist wrote after "No problem -- hope you find..." What do you think?
"Hope you find the right bassist -- and for all the RIGHT reasons."

"Hope you find yourself fired -- or having to change the band's name, at the VERY least."

"Hope you find that a 200-pound Marshall stack is about to land on your head."

"Hope you find condom-free love with a groupie carrying EVERY kind of venereal disease."


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