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All right, you sinners -- SWING!!!
I have come into possession of some bombshell information about someone who could be the next president of the United States!
Remember how President Barack Obama's association with a controversial clergyman nearly knocked him out of the race? Well, it seems that former Arkansas governor, current Fox News network analyst, and rumored presidential hopeful Mick Huckabee is in the exact same boat! I've received the link to a letter on a Web site called Talk To Action, written in 2007 to the head of an organization called The Institute in Basic Life Principles -- and it contains some MAJOR dirt on Huckabee! Quote:
http://clclt.com/imager/mike-huckabe...ee-242x300.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/...38_468x326.jpg http://images.politico.com/global/08..._nh_guitar.jpg I can't believe my eyes, either -- and yes, that's Ted Nugent he's jamming with in the middle pic! But that's not all, so get your children out of the room! Quote:
Well, what IS this "rock beat," exactly, and what's so terrible about it? Quote:
Damned right, I'm confused (if you'll pardon the expression): Does that mean that Eric Clapton ISN'T God? Fortunately, there's a way out: Just sign this, break all your records, don't vote for Huckabee, and you're saved: Quote:
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Les Claypool of Primus says never had an interest in guitars because they sounded too wimpy to him. On the other hand, Robert DeLeo of Stone Temple Pilots says that after years of sneaking into his brother Dean's bedroom and playing his guitar, he became a bassist when Dean came home with a bass because the band he was in needed one. Anyway, how can you listen to this and call Huckabee a failed lead guitarist? And for your information, there exists a Huckabee acoustic signature model -- among others! :D |
UPDATE: Huck's gig with Nugent comes back to haunt him
In the course of gearing up for the 2016 United States presidential race, Mike Huckabee has quit his Fox News political talk/music show and written a book:
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Well I don't know where they come from But they sure do come I hope they comin' for me And I don't know how they do it But they sure do it good I hope they doin' it for free (What do you got Mike? What do you got?) Cat scratch fever I like Cat scratch fever First time that I got it I was just ten years old I got it from some kitty next door And I went to see the doctor He gave me the cure But I think I'd like it some more (I'd like it some more, Mike!) Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Well, it's nothin dangerous And I feel no pain I've got to cha-cha-change You know you got it when you're going insane It makes a grown man cry, cry, So won't you make my bed I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand They know they gettin' it from me uh huh Know just where to go When they need some lovin' man They know I'm doing it, Mike, and I do it all the time! I like to scratch that fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever I got catch scratch fever I like it so much I can't stand it Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever I got it bad, that fever I like the Cat scratch fever And if he's going to go around giving instructions on how to raise wholesome kids, how does he explain this: Quote:
So now Huckabee is accompanying Nugent in another way -- singing the blues about being the latest "martyr" of liberal cultural correctness... :rolleyes: |
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