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efpg0708 06-27-2013 11:48 PM

The Jbj Translator
 
So, in case you are a newbie, this will help you understand some lyrics that Jon "sings" nowadays.

HAAAEEEEEIIIMMMM = I am
HAAAAAANK YOU = thank you
WIIIFE = life
GAAAAAUUD = God
JAB = job

rockingguy82 06-27-2013 11:56 PM

DISPRAT = Desperate
HONGREA = Hungry
RISTLIISS = Restless
FEETHFAL = Faithful

PLEEAN = Plan
MEAD (like the drink) = Made
WAAARTAR = Water
MEEA = Me
LAV (like a northerner from the UK) - Love
KEEAN (rhymes with pleean, rhymes with Rhian like the first bit of Rhianna) = Can

efpg0708 06-27-2013 11:56 PM

FALAAAAA = follow
LIIIIIIIRUUUUUUREEEEEEIIINNNN = live trough the rain

DevilsSon 06-27-2013 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by efpg0708 (Post 1142789)
So, in case you are a newbie, this will help you understand some lyrics that Jon "sings" nowadays.

HAAAEEEEEIIIMMMM = I am
HAAAAAANK YOU = thank you
WIIIFE = life
GAAAAAUUD = God
JAB = job


HAAAAAANK YOU is sometimes replaced by "WWWWEEEEENKKKK YUUU"

efpg0708 06-28-2013 12:01 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEIIIUUUUUUWEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAPYYY = I wasn't there when you were happy

Kriegentragen 06-28-2013 12:09 AM

Teeeeeeeek maheeeeeen, wall maekit asweher

(Take my hand, we'll make it I swear...)

SuperBrad 06-28-2013 12:24 AM

Omfg this is hillarious . Thankyou all !

Crushgen24/88 06-28-2013 12:32 AM

Fangahteeps = fingertips.

Living_on_my_Hair 06-28-2013 01:43 AM

WAHHHHhhhhewwwwuuuuGaaaaAAaaaaaa (what do you got?)


Heeyyyyyyy Maaaaaaaaan (Amen)

KeepTheFaith2211 06-28-2013 01:49 AM

ONASINGSONNNNI'HAREEEEIIIINNN - ''And what it's like to sing songs in the rain''

efpg0708 06-28-2013 02:13 AM

AAAAAAAAAACRYYAAAAAAAACRYEEEEEEEEEEENNNNAAAAAAAA (I cried and I cried and denied)

liljovi93 06-28-2013 03:18 AM

Inheesssharrrmsss = In These Arms

ezearis 06-28-2013 03:24 AM

AAAAUAAAAEIIIIUDAAAAAWN IN A BEDOROSES = I wanna lay you down in a bed of roses.

AND I BEEEE-ER FOREVA'NAEEEI = And I'll be there forever and a day

liljovi93 06-28-2013 03:34 AM

I'll be there till the dars bont bine till the heavens burst and the birds dont byhme

Sissy3 06-28-2013 03:38 AM

Ya'll are too funny. :D Hey man for Amen is a personal favorite. Unfortunately I think about that every time I hear the song!

ezearis 06-28-2013 03:44 AM

HAY GONNA LIVE FOREVEH I AANALIVAAALAMALAAH = I ain't gonna live forever, I just wanna live while I'm alive.

GabrielC 06-28-2013 05:41 AM

AAAAGAAAATAAALAAATOGIVE SO CANT YOU SEE = I've got a lot to give, so can't you see

TwinFan 06-28-2013 06:33 AM

HUHLAAAAAVE = Alive

LeaJovi 06-28-2013 07:28 AM

" " : I don't wanna be another wave in the ocean. I am a rock, not just another grain of sand. I wanna be the one you run to when you need a shoulder. I ain't a soldier but I'm here to take a stand because we can.

Sincerely, the audience.

SuperBrad 06-28-2013 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liljovi93 (Post 1142885)
I'll be there till the dars bont bine till the heavens burst and the birds dont byhme

This one wins so far ..... Ive been pissing myself all day at these . Even put on cleveland and its so true !

efpg0708 06-28-2013 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperBrad (Post 1142903)
This one wins so far ..... Ive been pissing myself all day at these . Even put on cleveland and its so true !

Agreed ! We have a winner !

RonJovi 06-28-2013 10:12 AM

Haha top quality folks. All take a bow.

Funniest shit I've seen on here in months. They're made all the funnier coz they're true.

steel_horse75 06-28-2013 10:15 AM

This thread is the biggest pile of wank on this board in a long time.

RonJovi 06-28-2013 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steel_horse75 (Post 1142911)
This thread is the biggest pile of wank on this board in a long time.

Ah come on. It's a bit of fun and you can't deny that a lot of these are true.

DevilsSon 06-28-2013 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steel_horse75 (Post 1142911)
This thread is the biggest pile of wank on this board in a long time.

Or as Jon Bon Bon would say: "WEEEENKK"...but I think you mean something else?!?

linnea.cfc32_jovibandana 06-28-2013 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by efpg0708 (Post 1142803)
LIIIIIIIRUUUUUUREEEEEEIIINNNN = live trough the rain


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

samboraisgodUK 06-28-2013 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockingguy82 (Post 1142802)
LAV (like a northerner from the UK) - Love

Do you know anything about the North?

bwehehehe 06-28-2013 01:09 PM

Shontrudahart ind ur to bliym, you gib laveabedneym! - Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give love a bad name

DrnyCownty - Dry County

AAALLLWEEEIIISSSS! - Always

You, yougataneistyreiputeeeetieeeoooonn! - You, you got a nasty reputation!

Laaavethniiiisteeeawwwnn - Love this town

liljovi93 06-28-2013 01:39 PM

S'ALRIGHTTT = It's alright

Paul UK 06-28-2013 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liljovi93 (Post 1142885)
I'll be there till the dars bont bine till the heavens burst and the birds dont byhme


Jons inspiration.

samboraisgodUK 06-28-2013 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul UK (Post 1142926)

That's exactly what sprang to mind for me too haha.

liljovi93 06-28-2013 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul UK (Post 1142926)

Hahahaha! I actually thought of that when I was typing that post.

BAAAAAAA!

Gabriel Shoes 06-28-2013 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by efpg0708 (Post 1142789)
So, in case you are a newbie, this will help you understand some lyrics that Jon "sings" nowadays.

HAAAEEEEEIIIMMMM = I am
HAAAAAANK YOU = thank you
WIIIFE = life
GAAAAAUUD = God
JAB = job

Nais Nais = These Days

Variation (it depends on region, so the accent can change)

Niiiiis Neeeeis = These Days

semigoodlookin 06-28-2013 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel Shoes (Post 1142946)
Nais Nais = These Days

Variation (it depends on region, so the accent can change)

Niiiiis Neeeeis = These Days

Reading that I thought it was nonsense, but singing it I quickly realized it is sadly, very true.

efpg0708 06-28-2013 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steel_horse75 (Post 1142911)
This thread is the biggest pile of wank on this board in a long time.

WWWWEEEEENKKKK YAAA !

If you don't like it, don't FALAAA it.
Just kiding !!

efpg0708 06-28-2013 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel Shoes (Post 1142946)
Nais Nais = These Days

Variation (it depends on region, so the accent can change)

Niiiiis Neeeeis = These Days

Shit, that is so true !!

Gabriel Shoes 06-28-2013 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by semigoodlookin (Post 1142959)
Reading that I thought it was nonsense, but singing it I quickly realized it is sadly, very true.

He started to sing like that after Crush Tour, so sad. Lol

There's another one:

Laaave = Love

liljovi93 06-28-2013 08:36 PM

YOU BETTTERRR HHHHHWWWWWAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEEEERRRRRR A MINERRRRRRRTTT = You better wait a minute

nickolai 06-28-2013 09:33 PM

You lot are juvenile and immature. And have way too much time on ur hands

efpg0708 06-28-2013 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickolai (Post 1142974)
You lot are juvenile and immature. And have way too much time on ur hands

That's because weaaaaaaaaasoooyaaaauunggg ...


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