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Kriegentragen 06-28-2013 11:37 PM

"Nagai bis... a rum
blesh to blesh want to one
Aneveleogo,
Sumkin anou dipinsaaaaaaaeeeeeee...."

:( Funny but really sad.

DevilsSon 06-29-2013 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kriegentragen (Post 1142995)
"Nagai bis... a rum
blesh to blesh want to one
Aneveleogo,
Sumkin anou dipinsaaaaaaaeeeeeee...."

:( Funny but really sad.

What is this?! :D
Surely, Jon Bon Jovi wants to go down in history as the first ever (once-upon-a-time) rockstar to have invented his own artificial language. He should call it 'Bonbonese'

liljovi93 06-29-2013 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilsSon (Post 1143013)
What is this?! :D
Surely, Jon Bon Jovi wants to go down in history as the first ever (once-upon-a-time) rockstar to have invented his own artificial language. He should call it 'Bonbonese'

Born To Be My Baby.

Gabriel Shoes 06-29-2013 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilsSon (Post 1143013)
What is this?! :D
Surely, Jon Bon Jovi wants to go down in history as the first ever (once-upon-a-time) rockstar to have invented his own artificial language. He should call it 'Bonbonese'

Jon sometimes reminds me Joey Tribbiani speaking French.

Mysterytrain 06-29-2013 10:16 AM

*applauds while laughing while crying*

More, more!!!

Javier 06-29-2013 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel Shoes (Post 1143018)
Jon sometimes reminds me Joey Tribbiani speaking French.

:lol: Why you remind me of this!! Speaking of, Jon would sound awesome trying to mimic joey's souther/jamaican accent :lol:


wichi850262 06-29-2013 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RonJovi (Post 1142914)
Ah come on. It's a bit of fun and you can't deny that a lot of these are true.

He can't have a bit of fun..and yes it is true :)

bonjovi821 06-29-2013 12:14 PM

EEEEYUUUUWAA EEENNNNNEEEESSAAAAAAHHHHHHMS = "If you were in these arms"

DRAAAA CAANNEEEE, WEH SWEEEMEEEN EEEN DESEEEAAAND = "Dry County, we're swimming in the sand"

WAWNEEEED, DEED OH HUHLAAAAV = "Wanted, dead or alive"

HAAWAANAA LEEEEEEUUDAAAAWN "I want to lay you down"

HAAAAYMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAEEEEEEYYN NNNN = "Amen"

Quote:

Originally Posted by efpg0708 (Post 1142811)
AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEIIIUUUUUUWEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAPYYY = I wasn't there when you were happy

WUDDDNNNN DEEEEER WEEYUUUUUUUUWAAADAAAAAAAAANNN

"I wasn't there when you were down"

Makedde 06-29-2013 12:27 PM

'Hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzz eet juuuz meee orduz ennybaaahhdeezee, tnewprood dumurroow eezzent wowt it yused da bee'

The More Things Change. Wrote it as best as I could, lol.

'Hev a narrz deh' - Have A Nice Day

Matrix15 06-29-2013 03:45 PM


11.26 - "The Wurl Keeps Dernin Rananranarananran!"

DevilsSon 06-29-2013 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matrix15 (Post 1143135)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo_QuKXPDUk

11.26 - "The Wurl Keeps Dernin Rananranarananran!"

Hahahah! This made my morning (yes, I just woke up! :D)
Still can't stop laughing....

efpg0708 06-29-2013 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilsSon (Post 1143166)
Hahahah! This made my morning (yes, I just woke up! :D)
Still can't stop laughing....

Me too , this is ace !!

efpg0708 06-29-2013 10:17 PM

Tonight at San Siro:

Uuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaforlaaaaaaaaaaaaavaaa
Uuuaaaaaaaaafooootruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaa
Uaaaaaaaaaaaaafoomeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaa
Uaaaaaaaaaafooooooooooooiiiuuuuuuuuuuuu

Gabriel Shoes 06-30-2013 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Javier (Post 1143060)
:lol: Why you remind me of this!! Speaking of, Jon would sound awesome trying to mimic joey's souther/jamaican accent :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=922Wr8jZQpU

OMG I didn't remember this one!!! So ****ing funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

ezearis 06-30-2013 02:02 AM

You Wanna Take A Piss O' Time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matrix15 (Post 1143135)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo_QuKXPDUk

11.26 - "The Wurl Keeps Dernin Rananranarananran!"

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, so good.

Gabriel Shoes 06-30-2013 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ezearis (Post 1143387)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, so good.


"nanon when na nayyyyy you'll nan on ma naaaaaiiii" = now when I die you'll be on my mind :lol:

"Toooookyo" = Thank you :lol:

DestinationJovi 06-30-2013 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilsSon (Post 1143166)
Hahahah! This made my morning (yes, I just woke up! :D)
Still can't stop laughing....

Hahahaha! Me too! Brilliant!!!

efpg0708 06-30-2013 04:56 AM

If we stand sabasaaaaa
desecheeweeeeegeeeeeeeebyyyyyyyyy
and I Know you'll live in MAHAAAA till the day that I dieee ...

Man, Born to Be My Baby is such a killer song !!

WillRunForChocolate 06-30-2013 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ezearis (Post 1143387)
You Wanna Take A Piss O' Time.



HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, so good.


I am dying here. So funny!!

GabrielC 06-30-2013 09:08 PM

Hevanaz Day!

Matrix15 06-30-2013 11:05 PM


5.10 - "I'm gonna flah like an airopleen, crah like dewizzle of a long blocked drain, Dans out in the porinreen, Im alav like a lonlee nowt from joancoltree(????)...."

It gets harder and harder to follow!

efpg0708 06-30-2013 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matrix15 (Post 1143548)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUmoOCwlKKI

5.10 - "I'm gonna flah like an airopleen, crah like dewizzle of a long blocked drain, Dans out in the porinreen, Im alav like a lonlee nowt from joancoltree(????)...."

It gets harder and harder to follow!

True !
But this song kicks so much ass live that even Jon's dialect can't destroy it !!

dcjovi 07-01-2013 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liljovi93 (Post 1142885)
I'll be there till the dars bont bine till the heavens burst and the birds dont byhme

So so funny ,'cos its so true!!

Makedde 07-01-2013 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matrix15 (Post 1143548)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUmoOCwlKKI

5.10 - "I'm gonna flah like an airopleen, crah like dewizzle of a long blocked drain, Dans out in the porinreen, Im alav like a lonlee nowt from joancoltree(????)...."

It gets harder and harder to follow!

He sings like that on the album, lol!

DevilsSon 07-01-2013 01:10 PM

This is one of the best posts on this forum - in years and years. Every page has at least one outstanding contribution. I think we should turn this into a 'tool' or something like that :D

An online translator - if I had some time, I'd have a stab at it, I bet you, it would even make me some money.

Absolutely hilarious stuff!!!!

efpg0708 07-02-2013 04:39 AM

I wonder what Jon's face will be like if he ever ends up reading this ...

bonjovi821 07-02-2013 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by efpg0708 (Post 1143908)
I wonder what Jon's face will be like if he ever ends up reading this ...

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/n...stinkeye14.jpg

ezearis 07-02-2013 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by efpg0708 (Post 1143908)
I wonder what Jon's face will be like if he ever ends up reading this ...

http://i.imgur.com/gWh9Urd.jpg

NicoRourke 07-02-2013 11:29 AM

Even better with the faces now!

ezearis 07-02-2013 11:40 AM

I'LL LIVE WHALAMALAAAAV (quickly breathes) I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD!

bonjovi821 07-02-2013 12:17 PM

SHA DRU DA HAAH, EN YAAW TOO BLEEM = Shot through the heart, and you're too blame

YEEUW GEEV LAAV, A BAYUD NAYM = You give love a bad name

Robd788 07-02-2013 02:56 PM

WAAAAAAAATABAAAAAAAATNAAAAAAA = What About Now :D

URRRRRRGONNNNNAAAAAAPUUUUTMUUUUOUUUUTAAAAA AAAAAAAJAAAAAAAB = You're gonna put me out of a job :D

dark_haired 07-02-2013 03:40 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI0pFj6UrwE#t=00m15s

Ah got sonnthn in maaeye, iss you. Here we go, iss called I'm with Hugh

Matrix15 07-02-2013 08:05 PM

Oh boy........
It was a hat nigh, nakeds was wrestles. dandin by the lie of MOOO, ooh ooh moho oohin at the gogo, that coudl knocker widtch off her BREW!

Gabriel Shoes 07-02-2013 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matrix15 (Post 1144113)
Oh boy........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x__Z1MhE7Sk

It was a hat nigh, nakeds was wrestles. dandin by the lie of MOOO, ooh ooh moho oohin at the gogo, that coudl knocker widtch off her BREW!

So sad that it's actually true. :lol:

efpg0708 07-03-2013 01:47 AM

For the experts: how much does singing in "jovinese" help Jon sing ??

KeepTheFaith2211 07-03-2013 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matrix15 (Post 1144113)
Oh boy........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x__Z1MhE7Sk

It was a hat nigh, nakeds was wrestles. dandin by the lie of MOOO, ooh ooh moho oohin at the gogo, that coudl knocker widtch off her BREW!

****ing outstanding.

KeepTheFaith2211 07-03-2013 02:06 AM

Nnnnahhh Wannnna Laeeeeeeee Yooooooo Dahhhhhh, 'na Biiiid Uh Rohhsiiiiiis, For Tanaeeee, I Sleep, 'bed Uh Naaaahhhhhlllz

LeaJovi 07-03-2013 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonjovi821 (Post 1143963)
SHA DRU DA HAAH, EN YAAW TOO BLEEM = Shot through the heart, and you're too blame


There was a time with friends when we laughed and thought that they all sang "SHAKILAJAAAAAAAAAAAA" instead of shot through the heart :D

Makedde 07-04-2013 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matrix15 (Post 1144113)
Oh boy........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x__Z1MhE7Sk

It was a hat nigh, nakeds was wrestles. dandin by the lie of MOOO, ooh ooh moho oohin at the gogo, that coudl knocker widtch off her BREW!

HAHAHAHA that is hilarious!


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