Queer Eye for the Country Guys
 

Have today's country and western stars been consulting with the Fab Five?

Let's start with Pat Green. A few years ago, he looked quite the man's man, and not in that way, if you catch our drift. The top right photo presents us with the kind of guy who would chug-a-lug a can of Old Milwaukee and then belch and crush the empty against his head, the kind of guy who would unrepentantly walk around with a five-alarm chili stain on his T-shirt. Then Pat signed with Republic, a New York-based subsidiary of Universal, and it shows in the picture beneath. Gone are the taco'd hat and the flannel shirt, replaced by a mop of feathery highlighted hair, puka shells, and the sort of shades sported by the hairdressers to the ladies who lunch in Beachwood. He doesn't quite look gay, but he sure as hell is pushing the metrosexual envelope. "He looks like one of Bon Jovi's band members," a colleague told us upon seeing Pat's latest publicity shot. And we can just see some New York image consultant telling Pat, "That Texas thing won't play in Peoria. We'll have you looking like Richie Sambora in no time." :lol:

http://www.clevescene.com/issues/2004-05-19/music3.html

I can imagine Richie - coming from the part of Jersey that he does - laughing his ass off at that :D

Kathleen

I agree! LMAO!!!! :lol:

I hate those queer morons... Who the hell put them on TV??

I think they're hillarios! Danish TV just starting showing episodes.
We have our own Fab 5 too :usa