Any reasons?

This is my third edit, trying to explain exactly why coldplay make my skin crawl so.

It more or less boils down to the fact that the character of Ross from Friends is almost certainly a huge fan. Nothing would make him happier than a double bill of Hootie and the Blowfish and Coldplay.

A beige facsimile of genuine passion, belief, melody and excitement. That bloody falsetto. A baby named Apple. The inescapable eco-friendly smugness. It's 'aspirational' music. An accessory for a starbucks lifestyle. Plain. Bloody. Awful.

Louis CK at the Soho Theatre - been waiting for him to come to England for an age. So excited. And I just can't hide it.

To be honest, there isn't a bad that I hate more than Coldplay. Bah!

Aloha !

How about Michael Jackson's Bad?

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Did Michael Jackson had a bad with Coldplay?

Aloha !

No, but I think Chris Martin sang in Michael Jackson's Band.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

So you're saying that they are the badest bad. :p

fwiw coldplay are actually an amazingly energetic and enthralling live band no matter whether you like their music or not.