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DevilsSon 09-09-2009 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeepTheFaith2211 (Post 941453)
If he isn't banned, I may just leave, because I have had enough of these cruel hoaxes.

Ohh no!!! You, as many other people who are posting on internet forums, may be suffering of what is called "The Cruel Hoax Syndrome". This mental disorder is usually caused by a severe trauma related to various kinds of untruthful statements, mostly posted on the internet. If not treated, it can determine people to PERMANENTLY leave the internet communities they are part of, making them lose a significant part of their emotional lives. Suicidal tendencies, anger outbursts, and talking nonsense are other symptoms. Man, you might want to consult a specialist. Doesn't sound good. And imagine what a pity it would be if you left this forum. Ohh no...why would I even say something like this?

I am sooo bored.

KeepTheFaith2211 09-09-2009 11:40 PM

You're all sick of this too yet when someone speaks up everybody jumps down his throat. Disgusting.

hometownboy 09-09-2009 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeepTheFaith2211 (Post 941463)
You're all sick of this too yet when someone speaks up everybody jumps down his throat. Disgusting.

I'm not sick of it, it funny.
You secretly love it too!

Supersonic 09-09-2009 11:44 PM

Aloha !

Children there's no need to fight or I'll report you both to the mods and get you banned. Since I am responsible for 90% of all traffic this forum has gotten this week I've gotten a lot of power.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

KeepTheFaith2211 09-09-2009 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supersonic (Post 941465)
Aloha !

Children there's no need to fight or I'll report you both to the mods and get you banned. Since I am responsible for 90% of all traffic this forum has gotten this week I've gotten a lot of power.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Might have known a witty comment would follow. :rolleyes:

Pitiful.

Supersonic 09-09-2009 11:49 PM

Aloha !

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeepTheFaith2211 (Post 941466)
Might have known a witty comment would follow. :rolleyes:

Pitiful.

Isn't it bedtime yet for minors there in the UK?

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

eddie73 09-09-2009 11:51 PM

at some point the record was gonna leak, you have to listen to the right radio stations. live 365 is were its at, give it a week or 2 the whole record will have been heard

hometownboy 09-09-2009 11:52 PM

I might actually go to bed with this thread being so boring lately, start another hoax seb! and then the moaning will start again!

RSROCKS 09-10-2009 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvistico (Post 941414)
Your reply is totally missing the point of what Devilsson's was saying... His post only made use of what we call 'figure of speech' ... it's not to be taken literally.

Your reply to his reply is totally missing the point. Hickstar was right on. There were other better ways Devilsson could have expressed his point of view and the point he was saying was not lost on anyone including Hickstar.

In fact, your response just shows you have no compassion or care for people born with disabilities...

samus88 09-10-2009 12:15 AM

And even after he acknowledged the hoax, people still fall for his... "charms".

Unbelievable. You really are awesome, Supersonic.

You should run for president or something.

Supersonic 09-10-2009 12:17 AM

Aloha !

Quote:

Originally Posted by samus88 (Post 941478)
And even after he acknowledged the hoax, people still fall for his... "charms".

Unbelievable. You really are awesome, Supersonic.

You should run for president or something.

I already do:

http://www.drycounty.com/jovitalk/sh...t=48909&page=3

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Wrath Mania 09-10-2009 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supersonic (Post 941427)
Aloha !

Good evening everyone. As only a few of you knew, my review was a hoax. I do have only a little bit of information on the new CD which I will post later tonight. For now, I'd just like to thank the following people for either believing that the samples were real. The first sample was Morse Moose and the Grey Goose, an old Paul McCartney song. The second sample of which no one could make out what it was, was me singing Work For The Working Man, doing some beatboxing and making guitar sounds with my voice. I mixed it together and put way too much distortion over it, resulting in getting a comment from gabrielle saying "You have the worst cellphone ever!". Funny. :D

The last sample I posted was made by someone else who offered to make a fake sample after I told him he'd get a month membership on my forum for free in case he posted that he heard the sample. This goes for a few others as well. I offered the same to Matrix, he posted that he heard it and he's in for free. Kudos to TBoy and Ang1e though. I offered them the same but they refused, yet didn't say anything. liljovi93 also didn't want to post that he heard it and he didn't post any information about it being fake as well.

Now here's the list in chronological order of all the people that send me a PM:
danfan
JimmyHill
Matrix15
Ang1e
liljovi93
TBoy
mrleaf
severo17
tweety_b
Matteo
Td1984r
nikos greece
kenobi_on_a_prayer
davidbow1e
Wrath_Mania
jovi75
SantaFe
Johny
Brklyn94
doubidoo
p34semm
Jack27
Dave 1986
RS8MB0R8
mitchdaddy
Bang A Drum
DryCounty

And then there's the people who asked for it in this topic and have send me e-mails requesting the song...

But I've got a surprise for almost anyone who has send me a PM; You will get a 1 month membership for free on my messageboard which means that you'll get to download lots and lots of Bon Jovi stuff for free. You will receive your login codes either this evening or tomorrow morning.

Why, you might ask?

That's me making up a bit and for giving me and a few others a good laugh over your stupidity over here. Because everyone who did actually send me a PM had a bit of hope that it was true, even after the many hoaxes I did over here. There were only a few people here (living_on_my_hair, crashed) who kept their heads cool. I will create a new topic with only a bit of information on the new album, and this will probably my last hoax.

This week. :p

So Elvistico and Tictoc, look like you miss out once again. Ha.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Free membership sounds good to me. Looks like a win win. Good call.

Panda 09-10-2009 07:38 AM

Hey hey buddy.... I only sent you a reply to the PM you sent me, because the link you sent me didn't work. And I publically asked you to send me a PM.. The way you put it was like I sent you a PM first, begging for the song.

Just thought I'd clear that up...

steel_horse75 09-10-2009 10:25 AM

I asked for the song as I was intrigued to see if it was a hoax - deep down I knew it was.

great trick though and great publicity for your site! well played.

DaveyShoes 09-10-2009 10:37 AM

Well, at least we wont have to listen to Track 5. It would have been shit!

kenobi_on_a_prayer 09-10-2009 11:04 AM

Hehe. Can you feeeeeeeeeeeel the anticipation?! I haven't been here long enough to have experienced the build up to an album but I'm starting to get reeeeally genuinely excited. Would I be if not for Seb talking up the album or tour in some fashion every other day? (Well I don't know, I have nothing to compare it to).

**** this ****ing album better be good. I don't want my birthday month tainted with a shitty album/book/documentary after all this excitement. :lol:

Brklyn94 09-10-2009 11:13 AM

A month of free membership? Worth having my name on that list, really. :D

rockingguy82 09-10-2009 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wrath Mania (Post 941498)
Free membership sounds good to me. Looks like a win win. Good call.

It always amazes me that some people criticise Bon Jovi fans for being 'sad.' If they just came to this board they'd see there is absolutely no evidence for that at all......

severo17 09-10-2009 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supersonic (Post 941427)
Aloha !

Good evening everyone. As only a few of you knew, my review was a hoax. I do have only a little bit of information on the new CD which I will post later tonight. For now, I'd just like to thank the following people for either believing that the samples were real. The first sample was Morse Moose and the Grey Goose, an old Paul McCartney song. The second sample of which no one could make out what it was, was me singing Work For The Working Man, doing some beatboxing and making guitar sounds with my voice. I mixed it together and put way too much distortion over it, resulting in getting a comment from gabrielle saying "You have the worst cellphone ever!". Funny. :D

The last sample I posted was made by someone else who offered to make a fake sample after I told him he'd get a month membership on my forum for free in case he posted that he heard the sample. This goes for a few others as well. I offered the same to Matrix, he posted that he heard it and he's in for free. Kudos to TBoy and Ang1e though. I offered them the same but they refused, yet didn't say anything. liljovi93 also didn't want to post that he heard it and he didn't post any information about it being fake as well.

Now here's the list in chronological order of all the people that send me a PM:
danfan
JimmyHill
Matrix15
Ang1e
liljovi93
TBoy
mrleaf
severo17
tweety_b
Matteo
Td1984r
nikos greece
kenobi_on_a_prayer
davidbow1e
Wrath_Mania
jovi75
SantaFe
Johny
Brklyn94
doubidoo
p34semm
Jack27
Dave 1986
RS8MB0R8
mitchdaddy
Bang A Drum
DryCounty

And then there's the people who asked for it in this topic and have send me e-mails requesting the song...

But I've got a surprise for almost anyone who has send me a PM; You will get a 1 month membership for free on my messageboard which means that you'll get to download lots and lots of Bon Jovi stuff for free. You will receive your login codes either this evening or tomorrow morning.

Why, you might ask?

That's me making up a bit and for giving me and a few others a good laugh over your stupidity over here. Because everyone who did actually send me a PM had a bit of hope that it was true, even after the many hoaxes I did over here. There were only a few people here (living_on_my_hair, crashed) who kept their heads cool. I will create a new topic with only a bit of information on the new album, and this will probably my last hoax.

This week. :p

So Elvistico and Tictoc, look like you miss out once again. Ha.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Sounds good to me :p

RS8MB0R8 09-10-2009 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RS8MB0R8
Go on then Seb! I'll bite - convince me you have the album mate. :D

Although, if this is a hoax it's gotta be the biggest wind-up you've pulled! :lol:

"Why, I oughta...." :D

Kept that one going a while Seb and that's pretty impressive given the fact that so many bought your fake tourdates one. Just for the record, I didn't by the way! ;)

I think you'll have your work cut out for you from now on though, except with the noobs that invade every time a new release is on the horizon.

gabriele 09-10-2009 03:14 PM

big fake. seb's file is working man acoustic live with the music from the cover band versione available on youtube.

Matrix15 09-10-2009 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabriele (Post 941549)
big fake. seb's file is working man acoustic live with the music from the cover band versione available on youtube.

My god you've exposed a massive hoax! Well done on your great detective work. (Just ignoring the massive confession Seb posted pages ago). :D

Dave 1986 09-10-2009 05:52 PM

Nice one Seb. VERY generous! :cool:

JoviForever 09-10-2009 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supersonic (Post 941465)
Aloha !

Children there's no need to fight or I'll report you both to the mods and get you banned. Since I am responsible for 90% of all traffic this forum has gotten this week I've gotten a lot of power.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Do you have time to earn a leaving in between making up all this stuff? For someone who spends more time than any other fan slagging off Bon Jovi you seem to spend 90% of your life making up fake websites and other made-up stuff!

crashed 09-10-2009 08:17 PM

*gives seb a round of applause*

I know, I shouldn't encourage you mate, but I just had to see the funny side of it.

It's amazing how many people get so worked up.

I just love the whole secret, mysterious cassete thing. Imagine: If that was the "jersey syndicate" in action...lol

Living_on_my_Hair 09-10-2009 08:20 PM

Well, this was nice. Must do it all again sometime...next album release then?

But seriously, now that all the dust has settled here, some of you kids should take a long hard look in the mirror and contemplate how you conducted yourselves during this minor crisis. It made hilarious viewing at times and I hope we all learned a valuable lesson!

As for Seb and your hoaxes, i'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested at first but I'm not as stupid as some of the noobs round here - with the fake tour dates i was sceptical with the choice of venues and locations even before some Sherlock Holmes pointed out you had listed the wrong year, and as for this Circle review my Bull Shit detector went off when i started reading about organ solos, the lack of song titles and the like.


But I don't get rewarded for being the voice of reason, it is a cruel world!


andi

Supersonic 09-10-2009 08:36 PM

Aloha !

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoviForever (Post 941602)
Do you have time to earn a leaving in between making up all this stuff? For someone who spends more time than any other fan slagging off Bon Jovi you seem to spend 90% of your life making up fake websites and other made-up stuff!

Not really. Just because it would you take a shitload of time to create fake stuff like this doesn't mean it takes me that much time.

Andi, you've got a PM. :)

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

KeepTheFaith2211 09-10-2009 09:09 PM

Still fuming about this. Pathetic.

hometownboy 09-10-2009 09:11 PM

seriously get over it! i bet you were crying when you found out it was a hoax, right?

MrsDavidSambora 09-10-2009 09:47 PM

Sorry to say (and I don't want to offend someone) but.. how stupid can someone be, to believe one word posted here by this clown, who seems to have no life, besides thinking of fake stories, tourdates, and, and, and.....

Supersonic 09-10-2009 09:54 PM

Aloha !

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrsDavidSambora (Post 941617)
Sorry to say (and I don't want to offend someone) but.. how stupid can someone be, to believe one word posted here by this clown, who seems to have no life, besides thinking of fake stories, tourdates, and, and, and.....

You don't want to offend anyone yet you call me a clown without a life? That doesn't make any sense.

Anyway, it's remarkable that people claim I have no life yet they're the ones who keep checking and checking and checking and checking if there's anything new here.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

crashed 09-10-2009 10:09 PM

Look folks, it's not actually fair insulting Seb for your own failings. If people wouldn't get so worked up then he wouldn't keep doing these hoaxes.

I understand we're all passionate about new Bon Jovi stuff - man, I am too. But really? Getting upset over a possible 20 second snippet of a song, whether real or not, is quite frankly ridiculous. Nobody likes to be fooled, but if you are, have the good grace and maturity just to admit it and move on.

A lot of this reminds me of why I never renewed my Backstage membership - the pettiness - the HAVING to be front row, or have a personal connection with the band, or being the first to hear something just because it gives you bragging rights.

If it's really all about the music, then just wait for the album - and then form your own opinion on it from what your heart tells you.

liljovi93 09-10-2009 10:10 PM

Let's face it, he caught most of us out. Deep down I didn't believe it but I still asked. I didn't believe the review, but I believed he had the song. My own fault and the same goes to everyone else there. I hate Seb's hoaxes just as much as anyone, but I have to laugh at the fact he STILL catches us out.

Ferret 09-10-2009 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometownboy (Post 941612)
seriously get over it! i bet you were crying when you found out it was a hoax, right?

David's a fucking tosser! Lynch mob FTW!

Brilliant hoax anyway.

hometownboy 09-10-2009 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferret (Post 941623)
Nah, mate, David was in on it. :)

Sorry David, but you were making a bad name for yourself and someone had to be the voice of reason.

Brilliant hoax anyway.

haha i knew he was in on it :p i was just trying to make the thread more ridiculous that it is

Ferret 09-10-2009 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometownboy (Post 941624)
haha i knew he was in on it :p i was just trying to make the thread more ridiculous that it is

Don't you twist my words, boy!

hometownboy 09-10-2009 10:26 PM

:lol: :lol:

MrsDavidSambora 09-10-2009 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supersonic (Post 941618)
Aloha !



You don't want to offend anyone yet you call me a clown without a life? That doesn't make any sense.

Anyway, it's remarkable that people claim I have no life yet they're the ones who keep checking and checking and checking and checking if there's anything new here.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

haha, sure I check this site really really often, so that it was the first time I saw this thread today.. How bad that I forgot, that I spent HOURS here every day!!!
What do you want to accuse to me? That I just mostly check the headlines here sometimes when I'm online? How bad!!! (not to forget that I checked this thread TWICE today (OMG!!!:o) bec I wanted to check the reply(s). )

And yes, to me you are a clown with no life.. (when I posted that I don't want to offend someone I meant the people who still believe the crap you are posting.. )

I don't really follow all this stuff here, but I noticed you posting fake dates here, fake dates on another site you created, this thread here.. just in the last youple of week.
I don't get why someone is doing all this? It must be one of your main goals in life to make people believe what you are posting, otherwise you wouldn't invent fake stuff again and again, posting more than 10.000 entrys here, (omg what a shame that I made 23 so far - it seems so clear to me, that I have no life besides checking this site again and again!!) not to mention this fake website created by you... Someone who is doing just stuff like that is a clown to me.. (and my "BJ-friends" I know agree with me) Just stupid! That's our opinion...
Anyways: If you need stuff like that, to be happy.. I don't really care much.. I don't believe a single word you are posting here (it just make me laugh) and if others do.. it's their business at all...

KeepTheFaith2211 09-10-2009 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferret (Post 941623)
David's a fucking tosser! Lynch mob FTW!

Brilliant hoax anyway.

I'll speak to you, later, son. You're gonna get a right mouthful. :lol:

Seriously though, everyone, I was joking about all that rubbish. I told Seb before posting it all. Spam?:confused:

Ang1e 09-10-2009 11:29 PM

This has been highly entertaining for me :)


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