follow up to ticket master song "its my wife"
 

A follow up to The Ticketmaster song (sent in the post this morning)

This is actually based on real events……

A couple of years ago I caught my ex-girlfriend at it with another guy, I gave him 10 seconds to get out of my sight, he tried to grab his clothes but I warned him he didn’t have time, so here is me chasing after a naked bloke through the streets of Newcastle. Anyway, the police pull me (I’m fully clothed).

I got my revenge a couple of years later though, so him on the last train home from the city centre, he had a pop at me, so put his head through the window on the door. He was hospitalised and I was arrested! However the twist comes that my ex-girlfriend got him to drop the charges!!!!!

So I lived as a free man and went to rock on at many more BJ gigs.

By the way, I’m not a violent person I just was hurt and annoyed at what happened, so if you ever meet me at a gig, don’t worry!!!!!


IT’S MY WIFE
(Sang to the tune of “its my life”)

I can’t believe what you’ve just started
I’ve caught u with my wife, I’m broken hearted
And I ain’t gonna let you off lightly
I’m gonna kill you cos I’m so angry

Cos its my wife
That you’ve been humping
And I’m gonna give you a thumping
I’m gonna leave you barely alive
It’s my wife
And my eyes don’t deceive me
I’m gonna give you till the count of three
Better get running if you wanna stay alive
Cos its my wife

Better get going cos I’m on your tail
Got my best sneakers on so I won’t fail
Haven’t got time to put your clothes on
Running naked showing off your tiny dong!

Cos its my wife
That you’ve been humping
And I’m gonna give you a thumping
I’m gonna leave you barely alive
It’s my wife
And my eyes don’t deceive me
I’m gonna give you till the count of three
Better get running if you wan stay alive
Cos its my wife

Better keep still while I’m holding you down
Did I just break your arm, good I’ll carry on…..

Cos its my wife
That you’ve been humping
And I’m gonna give you a thumping
I’m gonna leave you barely alive
It’s my wife
And my eyes don’t deceive me
I’m gonna give you till the count of three
Better get running if you wanna stay alive
Cos its my wife


PLUS


There are more songs to come…………


Take it easy Talkers

BON GEORDIE

Very funny Bon!!! At least you have a sense of humour about what happened to you now. Youve definately got a hidden talent there though 8)

Re: follow up to ticket master song "its my wife"
 

Just onje thing, here in England we say TRAINERS!!! :wink:

i know, but sneakers seemed to fit into the song better???

Maybe you could join me in my song writing.. we could be the next Jon and Richie!!!!!

lol could be as long as i get to be Jon :wink:

hehehe cool!!!!

ive written things like this.... maybe we a should compare songs!!!
parodies are sooooooo amusing111
sara

i'm up for that!!!!

What about working on the next one

"keep the change"


I am already on the third one, i met a couple of lads while the UK tour was on and they ended up staying in a five star hotel for next to nothing!!!

Its to the tune of "livin on a prayer" and its called

"stayin there"

Chorus is there but still working on verses.

who were the lads you met? :wink:

That's a clever parody. I did one, myself called Bed of Plushies (which has so many inside jokes that it won't make sense to many people). Where did you post the ticket master song? I've never seen th thread and now I'm curious.