If Bon Jovi were gay...
What would the headlines be if Jon & Co turned out to be batting for the other team?
"Bon Jovi Gay: Female Fans Taste Bad Medicine" :D Others suggestions very welcome! |
Bon Jovi's Ooh La La was Born To Follow Men's Booty
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'Ladies: Jon Bon Jovi WILL Runaway from you!'
'Woman In Love doesn't interest New Jersey Rockers' :lol: :( |
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"Bon Jovi wants you to be his Superman tonight" |
Bon Jovi weren't born to follow girls
Bon Jovi doesn't Walk like a Man Bon Jovi: Who says you can't be gay? Bon Jovi tells his male audience: "What if I were your mother?" Best regards, the Sexx |
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Lady Fans can't Keep the Faith Anymore
He Took 'em Down, but Bon Jovi Won't Raise His Pants "Say It Isn't So, Jon" said the Soccer Mom Fan as She Jumped |
LMAO these are gold!
Some more... Gay Guys Don't Always Wear Pink Bon Jovi hopes he won't be the Last Man Standing Bon Jovi's Dirty Little Secret, Living in Sin Bon Jovi crosses the Borderline Bon Jovi: "I Am.... Gay" What Do You Got?... A Whole Lot of Gayness Apparently Put the Boy Back in My Pants Joey... A little closer to Jon than we thought King of the Mardi Gra Blame it on the Love of Leather & Ass |
Bon Jovi Queens Of The Mountain
Bon Jovi Members Blame It On The Love Of Cock and Balls Bon Jovi Admit Gay Love's The Only Rule Bon Jovi Learn To Love Men Bon Jovi asks, Who Says I can't Go Gay? Rock Giant Declares, All I want Is Everything (Except Women, urgh..) Jon Bon Jovi Announces new 'Raise Your Hands (If You're Gay)' Campaign.. http://blog.quickdfw.com/archives/20...1jovi_0119.jpg |
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"She Don't Know Me...... And She Never Will, Reveals Bon Jovi"
"Bon Jovi Frontman 'Happy Now' After Settling Down With Lead Guitarist" "Jon Bon Jovi Catches Social Disease" "27 Years With Male Band Too Much Of a Good Thing For Jon Bon Jovi" "You Really Got Me Now, Bon Jovi Tells Male Fans" "Janie Can Take Her Love To Town, JBJ Doesn't Need It" http://ll-media.tmz.com/2008/10/11/1...jovi_tmz-1.jpg |
Jon telling the press how he received the bad medicine.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...69_34201_n.jpg Best regards, the Sexx |
I don't have a gay headline, but I do have a picture....:p
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/n...chie/Angle.jpg :BIG: |
Jon Bon Jovi reveals just how much he likes Sambora's whammy bar technique
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/n...chie/Angle.jpg |
nah nah nah nah anhhhahuwuh i whut?
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Hey Guys - JBJs Loves For Sale!
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Jon Bon Jovi's Love Lies: Rocker's 'Breakout' of the Closet After 25 Year Marriage
When She Comes, Jon Bon Jovi Won't Care Bon Jovi and Big & Rich Really Do Got It Going On Jon Bon Jovi To Male Fans: 'Ride Cowboy Ride' |
oh God, I don't remember laughing out SO HARD in my life! :mrgreen:
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Bon Jovi to Producer: Come on Up to My Ass
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Shanks gives me the creeps, seriously x_x
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Snooky looks like he's snarling, "Get away from me, you pervert!" |
While staring at the pile of wrinkled and sticky bedsheets after his night of fun with Shanks, Jon Bon Jovi sighs to himself and thinks; "God bless this mess".
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JBJ Says Nay To BJ
Cockstar Jon Bon Jovi has sensationally revealed that he hates giving blow jobs in the latest edition of Gay & Grey. Jon said "I just find the whole thing to be disgusting, we weren't born to swallow". |
New Jersey pornstar reveals a shocking secret to the Women in Love
"I'm not like Any Other Gay, I'm gay and grey and I also bang my b*tch and producer John Shanks. We went a bit Wild In The Sheets yesterday but wait, I shouldn't be telling you This!" |
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