"Nagai bis... a rum
blesh to blesh want to one
Aneveleogo,
Sumkin anou dipinsaaaaaaaeeeeeee...."

:( Funny but really sad.

What is this?! :D
Surely, Jon Bon Jovi wants to go down in history as the first ever (once-upon-a-time) rockstar to have invented his own artificial language. He should call it 'Bonbonese'

Born To Be My Baby.

Jon sometimes reminds me Joey Tribbiani speaking French.

*applauds while laughing while crying*

More, more!!!

:lol: Why you remind me of this!! Speaking of, Jon would sound awesome trying to mimic joey's souther/jamaican accent :lol:

He can't have a bit of fun..and yes it is true :)

EEEEYUUUUWAA EEENNNNNEEEESSAAAAAAHHHHHHMS = "If you were in these arms"

DRAAAA CAANNEEEE, WEH SWEEEMEEEN EEEN DESEEEAAAND = "Dry County, we're swimming in the sand"

WAWNEEEED, DEED OH HUHLAAAAV = "Wanted, dead or alive"

HAAWAANAA LEEEEEEUUDAAAAWN "I want to lay you down"

HAAAAYMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAEEEEEEYYN NNNN = "Amen"

WUDDDNNNN DEEEEER WEEYUUUUUUUUWAAADAAAAAAAAANNN

"I wasn't there when you were down"

'Hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzz eet juuuz meee orduz ennybaaahhdeezee, tnewprood dumurroow eezzent wowt it yused da bee'

The More Things Change. Wrote it as best as I could, lol.

'Hev a narrz deh' - Have A Nice Day

11.26 - "The Wurl Keeps Dernin Rananranarananran!"

Hahahah! This made my morning (yes, I just woke up! :D)
Still can't stop laughing....

Me too , this is ace !!

Tonight at San Siro:

Uuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaforlaaaaaaaaaaaaavaaa
Uuuaaaaaaaaafooootruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaa
Uaaaaaaaaaaaaafoomeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaa
Uaaaaaaaaaafooooooooooooiiiuuuuuuuuuuuu

OMG I didn't remember this one!!! So ****ing funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

You Wanna Take A Piss O' Time.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, so good.

"nanon when na nayyyyy you'll nan on ma naaaaaiiii" = now when I die you'll be on my mind :lol:

"Toooookyo" = Thank you :lol:

Hahahaha! Me too! Brilliant!!!

If we stand sabasaaaaa
desecheeweeeeegeeeeeeeebyyyyyyyyy
and I Know you'll live in MAHAAAA till the day that I dieee ...

Man, Born to Be My Baby is such a killer song !!

I am dying here. So funny!!

Hevanaz Day!

5.10 - "I'm gonna flah like an airopleen, crah like dewizzle of a long blocked drain, Dans out in the porinreen, Im alav like a lonlee nowt from joancoltree(????)...."

It gets harder and harder to follow!

True !
But this song kicks so much ass live that even Jon's dialect can't destroy it !!

So so funny ,'cos its so true!!

He sings like that on the album, lol!

This is one of the best posts on this forum - in years and years. Every page has at least one outstanding contribution. I think we should turn this into a 'tool' or something like that :D

An online translator - if I had some time, I'd have a stab at it, I bet you, it would even make me some money.

Absolutely hilarious stuff!!!!

I wonder what Jon's face will be like if he ever ends up reading this ...

Even better with the faces now!

I'LL LIVE WHALAMALAAAAV (quickly breathes) I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD!

SHA DRU DA HAAH, EN YAAW TOO BLEEM = Shot through the heart, and you're too blame

YEEUW GEEV LAAV, A BAYUD NAYM = You give love a bad name

WAAAAAAAATABAAAAAAAATNAAAAAAA = What About Now :D

URRRRRRGONNNNNAAAAAAPUUUUTMUUUUOUUUUTAAAAA AAAAAAAJAAAAAAAB = You're gonna put me out of a job :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI0pFj6UrwE#t=00m15s

Ah got sonnthn in maaeye, iss you. Here we go, iss called I'm with Hugh

Oh boy........
It was a hat nigh, nakeds was wrestles. dandin by the lie of MOOO, ooh ooh moho oohin at the gogo, that coudl knocker widtch off her BREW!

So sad that it's actually true. :lol:

For the experts: how much does singing in "jovinese" help Jon sing ??

****ing outstanding.

Nnnnahhh Wannnna Laeeeeeeee Yooooooo Dahhhhhh, 'na Biiiid Uh Rohhsiiiiiis, For Tanaeeee, I Sleep, 'bed Uh Naaaahhhhhlllz

There was a time with friends when we laughed and thought that they all sang "SHAKILAJAAAAAAAAAAAA" instead of shot through the heart :D

HAHAHAHA that is hilarious!