Dirty Anecdote! Not For Kids!!
Bon Jovi's Penis
"He sounds like he's got a brick dangling from his willy," Paul Lester later remarked of Jon Bon Jovi, "and a food-mixer making purée of his tonsils." Perhaps Lester was onto something. "Man, if they could make me taller and give me a bigger dick, I'd be into it," Bon Jovi once confessed, and added on another occasion: "I'm hung like a schoolboy. You could cover it with a thimble and have room to spare!" Saw this on a website earlier. Thought it was pretty funny! Ryan |
I read that as well, they also trashed Rod Stewart I believe.
And the way Jon downtalks his penis, makes me wonder if he's not hung like a bear. I've noticed the more the guy brags about how large it is and how good he is in bed. Well the smaller it is and how he sucks in bed. Just a thought. |
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A friend of mine ,she had back in the 90s a ghuge JBJ poster on her door...it was from the KTF days. And you cann see something really big in Jon's pents....i mean it. I remember laughing my ass of as i first saw it and i asked her if that's the reason she likes (Jon) Bon Jovi. |
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but well 4 kids *g* anyway it`s dorotheas problem not ours lol |
Aloha !
Okay Heather, let's face it. Your boyfriend is gay. Salaam Aleikum, Sebastiaan |
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There is only one more way to tell him to stop and that is to meet him in person and punch him. Which I am not entitled to do.
Ryan |
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It's just not fair for me to point him out and not say something about your response...but believe me, I see where you are coming from. |
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