Good thing the cops pulled over those idiots before a stray bullet struck someone. But wait -- if the cops knew they were pursuing a car from which people were firing bullets, wouldn't they have reacted a little more, shall we say, comprehensively?



So exactly how did Bonnie and Clyde get caught?

Disgraceful, of course -- but it can happen when teenagers, liquor, and guns get together. Since they did make an effort to prevent human casualties, however, and since I made my own share of stupid decisions as a teen, I'd be wiling to give them a break if they don't have any prior offenses: community service, counseling, a curfew, a no-contact order, maybe some drug testing, and definitely no internet, driving or gun ownership privileges. But wait -- since they are mentioned by name in the news stories, that means they AREN'T teenagers...
And they have no one to blame but themselves -- quite literally.

Her Mom is the one who "blew" it...

Not exactly high-tech self-snitching
 

but the moral of this story is important enough to merit bending the rules:

I plead guilty to having once spent a week driving without auto insurance. I only drove to and from work, took public transportation otherwise -- and most important, took great care NOT to do anything that might generate police attention...

On the ninth day of March, a self-snitcher gave to cops:

1 loaded 9mm magazine
10,400 dollars in cash
1 4-inch knife
1 collapsible baton
pepper spray
1 AR-15
335.5 grams (12 ounces) of marijuana
1 jar of hash resin
94.5 (3 ounces) grams of cocaine
11.6 grams (.4 ounces) of amphetamine powder
16.5 Xanax pills
1 Oxycodone pill
1 fruity cannabis edible bar
cannabis gummy edibles
5 handguns (one loaded in the passenger seat)
1 AK-47
ammunition
1 stun gun
1 pair of bolt cutters

An admirable sentiment, surely. But in America, illegally earned income is taxable -- and since he couldn't pay the taxes without admitting that the money was illegally earned, publicly stating that he earned that much wasn't the smartest idea. Nor was it smart of Ralo to complain on Instagram that he'd "lost a million dollars in one day" the day after eight of his associates were busted for transporting several hundred pounds of weed from a private jet back in December.

That makes the charges that Ralo was found in the company of several hundred pounds of weed on a private jet last week look all the more like a frameup:

Did you happen to spot the red logo in the lower right corner of the video?

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It's the logo for ZackTV1 -- Zachary "ZackTV" Stoner is the one who filmed and posted the video that got those guys arrested.

He wanted to be famous for fifteen minutes? Now he'll get to be infamous for least twenty-five years! Next time, forget about making a film debut, lock up the house, put a "Mom and I Have Gone Fishing for a Year" sign on the door, and THEN "drive out!"

While Mr. Kelly's consumerist spirit is certainly laudable, it only applies to the LEGAL purchases of LEGAL substances...let the buyer beware!

Yet another reason to "watch" what you post online
 

Kingston's mother wrote on her Instagram page, "If I would have told the police, y'all would say 'She a snitch.' But no bro I'm a GGGG." Well, seeing as AP The Jeweler is the one who snitched, that's a moot point!
:roll:

Just another day at the office, right? Not quite -- let the self-snitching begin!
The police are also obliged the pay the couple's legal fees. A little patience on Detective Zabaleta's part would have gone a long way, especially since the evidence so clearly favored the suspects. Here's hoping that the cops responsible will be "surprised" with a transfer to the police canine kennel cleaning unit!

There's a movie where a killer determines the fate of his victims by a coin toss:


Apparently, these cops have seen it:

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