Yes. Delia Smith isn't an award. ;)

I see what you're doing here...trying to distract me from the point of this thread. :evil:

damn, i've been found out!! :o

I win...........God, this is lame.

You don't win and agreed it's kinda lame lol.

Sure's lame!
But I'm the winner :cool: (until some random person takes me off the throne)

If someone posts after me, I will kill myself.

That's a chance i'm willing to take lol ;)

Edit : If anyone posts saying something along the lines of "if anyone posts after me then it automatically means i've won" it is to be disregarded and is null and void.

I WILL win.

If anyone posts in this thread after me then it automatically means that I've won. So technically I've already won which should finally put this thread to bed. :)