| choclady |
05-02-2003 09:39 PM |
Only in America!
here’s some news that’s hot off the press you may not have heard yet. The American Neo-Nazi movement is apparently also quite offended by the fact that Germany doesn’t seem too interested in backing Warmonger Bush either. So they’ve decided they need to remove all anti-American German references from their beliefs. Basing these revisions on the name-changes that we made during World War I (sauerkraut was renamed “liberty cabbage” and dachshunds were “liberty dogs”, but the best has got to be “liberty measles” instead of German measles), they’ve decided to rename themselves Neo-Libertarians. And of course, they also had to change the name of the most heinously horrible man of the 20th century who inspired their misguided ways, because, well, let’s face it, it just sounds German (pssst! even though he wasn’t). Can you really think of the name Adolf Hitler without immediately conjuring up images of Nazi Germany? Hell, we don’t want that! Not right now. All German references should be covered up with the American veil of ignorant pseudo-patriotism! That’s why the Neo-Libertarians have changed Hitler’s name to CAPTAIN LIBERTY!!! Why, they sound really patriotic now! They sound like superheroes even! Doesn’t that just sound like a comic book? “Captain Liberty and the Libertarians!” Only in America, my friends! Only in America!
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