How do you know you are drunk?
 

This is inspired by some other thread and is posted just because i am bored.


I realise I'm drunk when I'm with another girl iin bed and cheating on my girlfriend.....


ANyone beat me?

P.S.:Don't tell my girlfriend!

when i fall a$$ over tit

good one :D

Re: How do you know you are drunk?
 

Even if you're drunk that's no reason to be that stupid ;).

when i start drinking my beer upside down.

When the first thing that I say to a girl is : Come to motel with me.... :roll: :roll:

OMG I still can´t believe :oops: :oops:

Hmmm a few reasons i start talking in a irish accent and have random outbursts of gnr songs (i can do axl's voice (i think)). Also theres the blowing £40 at the bar in ander 20 mins as well that not so good. :?

I know I'm drunk when I don't know anything and when I can't remember anything!

I'm drunk when I say I'm not drunk and can't pronounce the world "kompis" (friend).

...when I'm not able to put the glass back ON the bar.