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Taija 07-31-2002 10:08 AM

A couple of JBJ-jokes
 
I don't know if all of you have heard these but here comes...

Why doesn't Bill Clinton like Jon Bon Jovi?
- Because Jon has spent midnight in Chelsea.

Why doesn't Chelsea Clinton like Jon Bon Jovi?
-Because Jon has also been in bed of Roses.

:lol:

Taija

onewildnight 06-12-2004 10:10 PM

I found this old topic. The first joke made me laugh!

Jim Bon Jovi 06-12-2004 10:19 PM

Chelsea Clinton... that would just make Jon damaged goods

spunkywho 06-12-2004 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Bon Jovi
Chelsea Clinton... that would just make Jon damaged goods

rofl

Arash 06-13-2004 03:09 AM

what was funny about them? i couldnt get it....

Late 06-13-2004 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Arash
what was funny about them? i couldnt get it....


I got the first one but not the second. :?

Javier 06-14-2004 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Late
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arash
what was funny about them? i couldnt get it....


I got the first one but not the second. :?


I got neither. :roll:

MissBonJovi 06-14-2004 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Javier
Quote:

Originally Posted by Late
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arash
what was funny about them? i couldnt get it....


I got the first one but not the second. :?


I got neither. :roll:

:lol:

In bed of Roses / in Roses bed .. = in bed of/with a girl named Rose ....

|| Panama || 06-14-2004 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Javier
Quote:

Originally Posted by Late
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arash
what was funny about them? i couldnt get it....


I got the first one but not the second. :?


I got neither. :roll:

chelsea is the name of Clinton's daughter

UKjovi 06-14-2004 04:43 PM

I thought they were funny :D

Fleurtje 06-14-2004 09:48 PM

I like them :D
When I saw the topic I tought Taija was back :( But unfortanaly :(

Rakel 06-14-2004 10:01 PM

i would hang myself if my name was chalsea

Quote:

When I saw the topic I tought Taija was back
thought the same :P

|| Panama || 06-15-2004 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Rakel
i would hang myself if my name was chalsea

chelsea is a lovely name :)

jovilaura_fi 06-15-2004 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Fleurtje
I like them :D
When I saw the topic I tought Taija was back :( But unfortanaly :(

Me too! :(

Sara 06-15-2004 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jovilaura_fi
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fleurtje
I like them :D
When I saw the topic I tought Taija was back :( But unfortanaly :(

Me too! :(

I thought the same! Where is Taija? is she really busy these days? :(

Supersonic 06-15-2004 05:24 PM

Aloha !

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara
I thought the same! Where is Taija? is she really busy these days? :(

You should have been to the Jovitalk meeting at Lichtenvoorde, you would've known then.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Tashjbj 06-15-2004 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supersonic
Aloha !

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara
I thought the same! Where is Taija? is she really busy these days? :(

You should have been to the Jovitalk meeting at Lichtenvoorde, you would've known then.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

So why don't you enlighten us poor souls who couldn't be there.. where is Taija?? :D

Sara 06-15-2004 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Supersonic
Aloha !

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara
I thought the same! Where is Taija? is she really busy these days? :(

You should have been to the Jovitalk meeting at Lichtenvoorde, you would've known then.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

and obviously I wasn't there, so I have no clue at all what this is all about :P

jovilaura_fi 06-15-2004 07:13 PM

:lol:

Taija is very fine! She's working, and living with her boyfriend, I haven't spoken to her in a week or two but the last I heard things were very good for her :D

Sara 06-15-2004 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jovilaura_fi
:lol:

Taija is very fine! She's working, and living with her boyfriend, I haven't spoken to her in a week or two but the last I heard things were very good for her :D

good :D glad to hear that!

Fleurtje 06-16-2004 10:42 AM

Glad to hear that :)
Hope she will come back here some day ;)

kadenchita 07-04-2004 07:35 PM

:roll: now i got them lololol :lol:

jovifaith 07-05-2004 01:37 AM

glad to hear she's ok....was wondering where she'd got to......miss her posts. :(


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