a joke about cowboys- heh heh
 

substitute jon for the texas cowboy

A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a Texas rancher sitting on his porch with his dog:
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"

Rancher: "This dog don`t talk!"

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how`s it going?"

Dog: "Doin alright"

Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)"

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How`s he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Rancher: (Look of disbelief)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Rancher: "Horses don`t talk!"

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how`s it goin?"

Horse: "Cool."

Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at rancher)

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How`s he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Rancher: (total look of amazement)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"

Rancher: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)...... "Th-Th-Them sheep ain`t nothin but liars!!!

Good one. :D

:lol:
that great

Hehehe - classic!! Substitute Rancher with Derby Fan :wink:

lol, very kool! thanks

I dont think its funny :P :oops: