Joke As Poor As Jim's
 

did you hear about the bulemic man with alzheimers who forgot to throw up?

They get worse..

Tash

mine? k ive been away a few days and admit alot of alcohol was consumed but i dunno wot ur talking about.

you told us a crap joke before you went away.

the one about the 2 birds in the cemetery?
i thought that was pretty funny. was trying to tell a joke on monday afternoon to my mates i was down in blackpool with but i missed out the most important part of the joke so u get it cos i'd drank so much and when i finished they were just looking at me like what the **** was that lol

got into an argument with one of my mates sisters pals cos i'd gave them the keys to get into the B+B i got upstairs behidn them n was like wheres the keys n they sed they didnt have them n they gave them top me so i was moaning at the for about half an hour before i sat down and realised that they were in my pocket n id been too drunk to realise lol

where were you? north, central or south? you go to the syndicate? or funny girls?!

dont have a clue we were just abit down from syndicate but never went in.

went to linekers, the crazy scots and a couple of other places that i cant remember the names.

crab walks into a bar ask for a pint

bar man says im no serving u

crab goes how no

barman says cos u wear givin it all that last night makes crab hand gestures with his hands)



one of the worst jokes someones ever told me but me n mates still manage to laugh at it after a few bevvies cos its so bad.

Why don't I get this joke?? :?

Tash

i thought it was just about funny