Ice cream joke
 

Guy walks up to an Ice cream vendor, asks the ice cream vendor for a chocolate ice cream,
"sorry we have no chocolate ice cream" says the vendor
"okay can i have a chocolate and vanilla mixed mr whippy" says the guy
"I've already told you we have no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla or strawberry" says the vendor
"How about a chocolate fudge sundae?" says the guy.
"Look, let me put it another way" says the vendor, " Spell chocolate and tell me how many F's are in the word chocolate"
the guy spells chocolate over in his head then turns around and says "There is no F in chocolate"

"Thats what i have been trying to tell you all along" shouts the vendor


FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CHOOSE THE LAST ONE, GIRLS ONLY, I CAN TRAVEL!!!!!!! ALTHOUGH THE GIRLFRIEND WON'T BE HAPPY ( Kev, don't you get any ideas you cheeky un!!! )

i will tell it tomorrow at work :wink: :lol:

Re: Ice cream joke
 

i'll write it dowm and pick my victim

i dont get it :?

- Theres no "F" in Chocolate
- Theres no F'in Chocklate
- Theres no F*****g chocolate

:D :lol:

Sure you can do better than that!! Not bad though.. :D

Tash

Typical yank :wink:

Only joking shaun mate, thats actually so bad its quite funny.

there's so many variations of that joke, it's become a bad cliche.

oh i get it now....silly me

Not bad - but it's old.

Kathleen