Alex Mann's thread for stupid, ridiculous, craptastic jokes
 

I'm bored, make me laugh at how stupidly bad your jokes are. I'll start off with one:

A hole has appeared in the wall of the female locker room at the local leisure centre. Police are looking into it.

there are quite some bad jokes in various topics at the mo :lol: look for example @ "anyone else bored on a friday night" or "most underrated bon jovi songs" (general bj discussion)

Essex girls jokes always go down well. Heres one;

How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?

Tell her that the drinks are on the house


:lol:

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
So their fingers can fit!

How many Essex girls does it get to take to screw a lightbulb?
Just one, Essex girls will do anything.

I told that to one of my friends earlier (a girl), and needless to say I wasn't very popular. :wink:

very true, espcally the ones in ilford!

I thought it was funny, but then I'm not from Essex!

Tash

you wouldn't what to be

How do Essex girls switch the light on after having sex ?

They open the car door :P

Can we do some blonde jokes or will they offend? :?