Heres fun, let's write a story!
 

OK, only a few words per post and we'll see if we can write a best-seller!

I'll start:

"It was nearly daylight when Barny realised..........."

:D

You can't be serious.... :? :wink:

Tash

Come on, this can be fun!

Okay...

.. that he didn't have any money to go to his favourite strip club..

Tash

btw.. it's the wine... :?

so he went to his local garage and bought a "magazine"

featuring gardening equipment. when his wife found it, she...

...found it funny and decided to try...

went mad at him, threatening to...

burn down his shed at the bottom of the garden...

but he begged her not too and tried to bribe her :shock: