9 Things I Hate About Everyone
 

>9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

Hehe ... sure, I hate all this too, and I'm sure there are more to add :wink:

When you meet someone somewhere and he/she asks you "Oh, so you are here, too?!". Ähm?!?!?! :roll:

LOL! Couldnt agree more! Ask a stupid question get a stupid reply!

Heheh..funny how we all have asked these dumb questions at one time or another without realizing how dumb they sound. :lol:

Aloha !

Yeah, or when you're in bed and someone asks you if you are sleeping. :D

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
 

Guilty of that :oops:

LMAO. thanks

My personal favorite is when it's really hot and some fool asks you "Is it hot enough for you?" No, moron, my liver is still medium rare."

The same question, except when it's sub zero temps too.

Very funny!! i'm sure I've done a few in my time!!

Tash