Hangover Rating System
 

Hangover Rating System

One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function
relatively.. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5
sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak
&fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay,
but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are
chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still
tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House
excursion. There is some definite havoc being reeked upon your
bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not
productive. Any time a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your
bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon
of water, 3 iced teas and a diet coke and haven't peed yet!!!


Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly
or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being
late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze.
You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only
shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put
your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look
like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****) (Bon Geordie - my fave :wink: )
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually
annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is
seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have
toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like
discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over
our ass.
Death sounds pretty good about right now.


THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh I couldn't, nobody wants to hear me sing

ahhhhhh, Kev i imagine we will be feeling this way next sunday morning, i'm placing bets on a five star hangover!!!!!!

:evil: oh man, dont say that, iv got a four at least at the mo and the thought of any more alcohol doesnt appeal to me at the moment. lol

Now then, i dont get hangovers! Only ever had 1 in my entire life and that wasnt recently! 21 and no hangovers, god im good!

you obviously dont drink enough, thats all

i wake every sunday morning like this,never 1star always with 3star and above :oops:

I've NEVER been real drunk !!!! Well, how does that sound?? :lol:

you need to go out drinking with some nice english lads vallie! :wink:

Ok, I admit, I have been drunk several times, but I don't feel sick or dizzy, I am just very... HIGH, Light headed, call it what U want...

Last time was when my bother gave me 33cl Palm glasses instead of 20cl ones... After that I had some Jupilers and after that... I was a bit tipsy :D

I had to wait 2 hrs before I was sober enough so I could drive home...

Helena :oops:

LOL! I drink plenty and can probably drink you under the table! I do not have the same drink more than once in the same night! And it usually wears off!