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Kev 08-31-2003 01:55 PM

Sex Laws From Around the World
 
Sex Laws From Around the World

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but Is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This Also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute. Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in Tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... But not as great as Guam!)

Jag 08-31-2003 02:04 PM

Re: Sex Laws From Around the World
 
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Originally Posted by Kev
Sex Laws From Around the World

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but Is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This Also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute. Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in Tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... But not as great as
Guam!)

:D i saw this a few day ago eslewhere, still makes me chuckle.

jess 08-31-2003 02:12 PM

Wow .... this is scary :shock:

How old are these laws ?

Kev 08-31-2003 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jess
Wow .... this is scary :shock:

How old are these laws ?

no idea to be honest jess, i got this in an email....quite old though me thinks! :wink:

Captain Walrus 08-31-2003 08:37 PM

Re: Sex Laws From Around the World
 
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Originally Posted by Kev
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in Tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

Kev mate, you've gotta head down to your local Tropical fish store and start a campaign for some topless saleswomen! :D

Keep On Rockin'

Kev 08-31-2003 08:49 PM

Re: Sex Laws From Around the World
 
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Originally Posted by The Walrus
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kev
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in Tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

Kev mate, you've gotta head down to your local Tropical fish store and start a campaign for some topless saleswomen! :D

Keep On Rockin'

LMAO! TOO LATE!
Been there, done that already! I didnt succeed though, i got fruit thrown at me by old women!

reincarnationofjonspants 08-31-2003 08:52 PM

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
:lol: Justice, Indeed! :lol:

Heavenly 08-31-2003 09:02 PM

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Martin 08-31-2003 10:16 PM

lmao-rofl- those are incredible :lol: and kev- your notes are great too (e.g. wonder which head? :D )

Kev 09-01-2003 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin2000
lmao-rofl- those are incredible :lol: and kev- your notes are great too (e.g. wonder which head? :D )

glad you liked them :D


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