Not really, they're ugly, have you ever seen one? lol Only cartoon pigs are cute


V is attracted to squirrels :lol:

Yeah cartoon pigs are so cute :P

I used to be...but then when I was in London a few years back one started following me and freaking me out :lol:


V is hungry

No, I had too much to eat earlier and felt a bit sick so now I'm not hungry


V just farted :lol:

No havent all day long :P


V has a duck in their room

Nope. I might have a badger and a squirrel in here somewhere but no ducks :P


V has no face :lol:

Has :P


V Has no big toes

Yes I do and they are big, like the rest of me :P


V is lazy

yes am very lazy....



V is now naked

Nope, sorry to dissapoint you :P lol


V smells

Does a bit now yeah :P

V just picked their nose