Nope is not.


V want to kiss a member of the same sex

Sorry but that's not something that appeals to me. I don't mind others doing it but I'm not attracted to men at all


V is bi

Nope is not.


V is wearing black socks :)

None at the moment, and probably white ones later, I don't like black ones


V is commando

Nope



V is naked

Nope

V never does any work

Dammit. I thought when you didnt have any socks on I'd give it a try :P

Yeah I know it seems like that but I actually do work. And before I became addicted to FAG I wasn't here as much at all!
:P Im just a fast typer and a fast worker. It alllll balances out :)



V is tired and wish they were a squirrel so they could hibernate

Not really, I'd miss too much


V farts in the lift and doesn't own up to it :lol:

Lol, no I dont. I avoid lifts!



V want to create and army of squirrels & sloths

:twisted: Who said I just wanted to :P


V is scared of hippos