Nope, don't own one

V is eating giraffe spleen

.... errrr .... no ....

v already stole money is his mum's wallet

Nope...my mum's wallet is on the other side of the world lol:)
V wants to punch something

no, not today ;)

v needs a new toothbrush :D

Not really, but I have an electric one and already have some spare heads in the house anyway

V just farted :p

Ohhhhhh !!! never !

v thinks his/her nose is too big :D (my turn to be silly now :p)

Nah, I think it is ok lol

V has huge nipples :p

:eek: you said you won't tell !!


v is very proud of his feet :D

They're pretty big :p


V has a birthmark in the shape of a giraffe :D

lol


v his favourite flower is colza.