I do have a bit of a headache but it's better than it was, not that I'd go to bed so early anyway


V is naked (i guess i have to get it right once too lol)

lol Nope not naked


V wants to stuff a duck

I guess that could be taken many ways, but I don't want to do that in any form, be it taxidermy or otherwise :lol:


V is about to be attacked by a kung-fu badger, and I am so good at making people paranoid that V will turn around to check :P

Nope didnt turn around to check. Badgers are cute :) lol


V secretly really wants to wear a thong

I don't think I'd look too good in one, plus the tanlines from my shorts would stand out too much and look even sillier than just wearing the thong anyway :lol:

V is currently commando :P

is :)



V is gonna be naked at 3am

:lol: I can't promise anything, it isn't some sort of weird ritual, just that if it gets too warm or whatever I feel more comfortable sat here without clothes lol


V will probably be asleep at 3am

lol well I hope so!


V is drinking coke and worried about kung-fu badgers

I don't drink coke too often and don't worry about the kung-fu badgers as I have my ninja squirrels and ju-jitsu sloths to protect me

:lol:

V is slowly discovering how weird I am :P

Lol your not that weird at all.


V thinks I'm a bit on the weird side

Well I do simply for the fact that you don't think I'm weird when I know I am lol

V is a bit mad

Yeah I am sometimes :P And Im weird too.


V is bored

As always

V is bored too

Not too much. Am watching Lost and chatting...multi-tasking :P




V is talking to a sloth

Not too much. Am watching Lost and chatting...multi-tasking :P




V is talking to a sloth

Lost doesn't start here yet, you downloaded it? .... and no I'm not talking to a sloth lol


V is a giant badger in disguise

Nopes its shown on Irish tv. It is so so so good. Definetly recommend! Its excellent :)

nope not a badger in disguise


V is thinking about training a sloth to fly

That would be good

I saw the first 3 episodes of Lost months ago that I downloaded, but it's only starting in Channel 4 here soon (and the DVDs are out in the US in September)

V is evil

I can sometimes be very evil! Only fun evil...well fun to me :)



V is naked

Well if I'd been typing half an hour ago lay in bed then yes, but now I'm dressed lol

V is never going to get it right :P

Is so...because technically if you look at the time I posted it then you were naked at that time since you were in bed :P




V is painting theirselves blue

Nope, that's just silly :lol:

V is an antelope, posing as a human in order to trick me and infiltrate my secret lair of squirrels...oh no, I've said too much :lol!:

Lol...i might be.... :shock:



V wants to climb up a wall and then see if they can hang upside down from the ceiling using super glue on the soles of their shoes.

I'm too heavy, the glue would hold but it would pull down part of the ceiling lol

V wants to shoot a cow with a paintball gun

Yeah! sounds good :) (only if the cow is ok after though :P)




V wants to build an aeroplane to test out the strenght of super glue

Not really

V just farted

No I dont fart at work :P lol



V wants to ring people from the phone book and tell them "Have A Nice Day"

No, but I would like to look for names like James Bond and Thomas Anderson and phone them and start saying silly things from the films :P


V has got one eybrow

Nope have two :) with a gap between YAY!


V is ringing James Bond and telling him how cool he is!

:lol: I wouldn't actually do that

At college I did a database project and whereas most people used names they knew or made some up I went through the phonebook and found names like that to use, so I could use the real names, addresses and phone numbers lol

V is bored

Nope not right now

V is naked and bored

Fully dressed and not bored because The Simpsons is just about to start


V has a 3rd eye

yes....my minds eye....I can see things

:twisted:


V is watching a lion attack a car

V is watching The Simpsons too lol

lol.


V wants the money

:P

V is wearing blue (if I keep up with this I have to get it right eventually :P)

Nope no blue right now.


V is going comando

Never do

V is though

Does but isnt right now.


V is wearing shoes

Nope, took them off when I got in earlier

V never gets any right :P