what's this bloody world coming too?
 

k so if u read the designated driver thread u'll know my bro got pulled for drink driving on the way home the other night.

besides the fact that he's majorly skint (my mum actually had to bail him out of an overdraft last week), the fact that he's probably losing his licence for having a couple of stupid drinks has made him decide he's not drinking for a long while into the future.

fair enough methinks considering the circumstances and the fact that he literally couldnt afford to go out till his next loan installment comes in anyways but now he told me that my drinking buddy (well the only guy i drink with that can handle the pace) has decided he's not drinking either cos he spends too much on it.

fair enough he's about the size of a small english county hence why it costs him a shitload to get drunk but i mean c mon.... :shock:

big john is the only guy that can handle more drink than me for obvious reasons and now everyones going to be slebbering all about me when we're out long before i'm pished. :?

anyone want to move here and be my new drinking buddy? :D

LOL, i would but im skint too.

want a tap? thanks to not being a commie scoundrel like my bro and actually having a job as well as a lovely big student loan i have a disgustign amount of money int he bank that i honestly cannot seem to spend.

:D of course i'd need it back with interest :wink: lol

LOL! interest!

We shall have to see.....

No need to worry about your drinking buddies, Jim.......My ex, who was an alcoholic, used to say he was quitting the bottle every week. It never lasted long, he'd quit for a few days, then go back to drinking. :lol: Wait til the weekend rolls around, then it will be a different story. :wink:

When I first saw this thread title i was hoping it was going to be as funny as your other one where you had cider poured over you :lol:

Unfortunately not though :cry:

i wouldnt even call that shite cider. i am partial to the odd pint of strong bow but come to **** man that bird could have blinded me with her white lightning. saying that, my workls just bought in stacks of £1 bottles of cider called 3 hammers. UNsurprisingly it's flying off the shelves :?