> They're gonna talk about mummy boys on Loose Women. Just thought I'd share my knowledge with everyone.

> Is now getting in the shower.

>Oh God, my boyfriend is such a freaking girl. I should tape that feature and show it to him.
>Is also getting in the shower

> Is now out of shower. Going out.

>Is half excited, half depressed

> wonders why ^ is half excited, half depressed. Guessing the excitment is for Amy Mcdonald.

> Is back. Sun now comes out when I get back but not when I go <_<

> Bites head of gingerbread man

>Nah, I've just found out that Michelle Branch (who is like my favourite singer/songwriter like EVER) is releasing a new album this year:D. Depressed because of some personal shit that nobody's interested in haha.

I'm interested but err...not very helpful :p

> Wants to cyber beat up Jem

>Wants to dump boyfriend but last time I did he ended up trying to kill himself.
>Feels like a horrible person for leading him on
>Swears that her soup is pork flavoured rather than chicken. FALSE FRICKIN' ADVERTISING!

Is your boyfriend called Billy?

Sorry, that was an inside joke. You wouldn't get it :( You'd laugh if you did though, you would!

He isn't........
>Is writing an angry letter to Heinz