>wonders why ^ didnt open a window?!

> didn't open a window cos thought it'd look stupid. This is gonna be one of those days isn't it :(

>would've opened a window!
>is laughing!!!!

> wants to run away and start a new life away from postmen.

>Is frickin' cold

> thinks Gabbie C's 'Awkward Game' is a total rip-off of Oops! I Did It Again. Except it's a lot better of course.

> is hungry

>Wants to make an omlette. But only has one egg.

> thought you only needed one egg. Obviously doesn't know how to cook.

> thinks Catman is nuts.

I think it's like 2....ach weel, I'll just starve until mam comes haeme

We don't even have any food here :/ Which is good, gives me reasont o go out buying chocolate and everything :D