I'm a guy, that means I'm a pig, we read sleazy magazines, watch sleazy films, listen to Motley Crue and play kiss chase with the girls - you learn to tell who has big un's and who doesn't.

BTW, I'm not as sleazy as I made out there ;)

Hell, I don't even like big boobs! Well, I do. But I'm honestly more than happy with small ones. Well, I'm honestly more than happy with girls with small boobs, not myself cos that would be boardline transexual.

Haha, you scare me sometimes.

Seriously, I'm not usually like this. I think I've just been around Raj and his ganja too often lately.

Who? Anyway, let's stop talking about Ashlie and all the other girls now.

You're the one who brought Ashlie up!

You're the one who brought up the other girls!

Yeah but they're much more beautiful than Ashlie.

I want you to prove it.

You want me to take pictures of these girls?!

I shall try my best without looking pervy.

You don't need to take pictures. I'll find it hard to believe that they don't have a picture of themselves.