Oli, i do think you need to stop liking girls.
Theres too many now, just pick one!

What the flying monkeys are you going on about? Are you telling me to turn gay?!

Hahhaa, "stop liking girls"


3 PACKS MY MUM GOT TODAY, 3 PACKS!

>Got her guitar confiscated

No, i'm telling you pick 1 girl, that's not turning gay.

Hahaha, that sounds so funny.
Sorry, but it does.
Usually, it's a phone or ipod or something, but guitar haha?

Hmmm.

Well I can't, all are beautiful, all I get alone really well with, all have a great personality. Except Soph, she's become boring all of a sudden and never wants to talk anymore.

When have you ever spoken to Ashlie? How do you know if she has a great personality or not?

> Wishs Matt and James just replaced Charlie instead of splitting up.

> Hopes Busted do a reunion tour so I can see them again :cool:

> Thinks Busted are crap and thinks Aerosmith are excellent :D

I wasn't thinking about her.

But she has great bazonka's by the looks of it.

Bazonka's lmao! That's a nice new word, I gotta tell the guys that one on Wednesday.

Yeaahh, because that's a new word isn't it!

Well I've never heard of it before.

Jeeez, who ate your cornflakes this evening :rolleyes:

I have, dear. Many-a-time.

My cornflakes?! I'm actually in a pretty good mood. Jeeeeezzz.

How the hell can you tell from such a small picture?

Well act it.

James - Dude, I'm a guy, I can tell these things.

I am. :| Now who can't take whos sarcasm!

I can take sarcasm! I INVENTED SARCASM.

> feels so damn paranoid

True, but i still don't know how you can tell from that picture.

I'm a guy, that means I'm a pig, we read sleazy magazines, watch sleazy films, listen to Motley Crue and play kiss chase with the girls - you learn to tell who has big un's and who doesn't.

BTW, I'm not as sleazy as I made out there ;)

Hell, I don't even like big boobs! Well, I do. But I'm honestly more than happy with small ones. Well, I'm honestly more than happy with girls with small boobs, not myself cos that would be boardline transexual.

Haha, you scare me sometimes.

Seriously, I'm not usually like this. I think I've just been around Raj and his ganja too often lately.

Who? Anyway, let's stop talking about Ashlie and all the other girls now.

You're the one who brought Ashlie up!

You're the one who brought up the other girls!

Yeah but they're much more beautiful than Ashlie.

I want you to prove it.

You want me to take pictures of these girls?!

I shall try my best without looking pervy.

You don't need to take pictures. I'll find it hard to believe that they don't have a picture of themselves.

It's a lot less dodgy having my picture taken with them though than going up to them and asking for one.

They might have a myspace, piczo etc...
Use your brain, Oliver!

I can't link you to them!

Terrible!!

It'll make me look silly and you a little perve.

You've lost me here, you're going on and on.
You're the one who was going on about Ashlies boobs before and now your putting the blame on me for asking you to prove someone is nicer than her.

Urgh, no.

I said, I'm not going to link you to my mates myspaces/bebo/facebook etc because it's not my place to do that and if I did do it what am I supposed to say to my 16-19 yr old mates? "Oh I gave this 15 yr old a link to your sites so he can see how hot you look".

So no, I wasn't calling you a perve I was protecting you from looking like one in front of my mates.

SO I'll do what I said I'll do, I'll try and get pictures TAKEN WITH THEM, so it looks less dodgy and I can just show you them on MSN.

Jeeeeeez.

What the hell happend here?! How random. It was all fun and games, then James randomly had a go at you. Or did I miss something?

Iunno, he wants to see all my female friends. To see if they compare to his mate.

To be honest with ya, i was jokingly saying "prove it", but you start going on one.
I'm actually not that bothered but you made it sound a lot worse than it did.

And Jade, no i didn't flip at him at all... if you think this is me flipping then that's quite funny really lol.

Anyway
> Is shattered after playing rugby for 2 hours in the freezing cold and heavy rain.