> Is going to play football with the lads later. :)

> Is going to play footy with the lads later aswell :D

> Is watching the best TV show in the world... Friends!

>Is watching reaper...not impressed

> Isn't going for a game of footy now, one of my mates has pulled his hamstring and if he doesn't go then loads don't. :mad:

Me and 2 other mates are trying to think of things to do.. Town gets boring, so theres either snooker or something, or nothing at all. Hmm...

:o Oh yeah! Good idea! Then we can get some credit, woot woot!!

> wants to see Gabbie C (yeah that's right, I'm so hell bent on making her my wife I even gave her a pet name)

LMAO!

<-- Is tired, and so ****ing hungry.

> Is also very hungry. We got nuttin' to eat here at the moment :(

>'s MSN is being a poopoo head

> Can't wait for Bryan Adam's in less than a month :D Aww yeah, I'm gonna find that man and give him a sloppy kiss :cool:

> Can't wait to have my curry later.

<--- Might have to have a.......very personal.........examination soon. :(

> wishes Jade good look and has been to get stuff for the new house :)

:o copycat!

> had forgotten about Wednesday until Jade just reminded me :(

Thanks, dude. It's not like... anything life-threatening. Just so you can all sleep at night. But it's not nice. :(

<--- Is wondering wether to go out tonight or not. Hmm, choices.

Don't worry Jade, I also have a smear test coming up. Scary thing.

Haha.

Nah, it's something I should've done yeaarrsss ago. I probably have this ovary syndrome thing. That in the worst case I may end up being infertile, and at higher risk for cancer. :| Fingers cross it wouldn't get that far, if I do have it. My mum is finally forcing me to go get examined.

THEY MIGHT HAVE TO EMAMINE MY VAGINA! :(

<--- Is sowwie she reminded Oli about Wednesday.

Oh by the way, it would also explain my mood swings if I have it. :p

Ohh well still, Good luck :D

And good luck to you, Oli :)

> hate the rain.

All these infertile tests! Did you know clamydia can cause infertileness? Well you do now!

Luckily for me it would only affect the work of my sperm, ruin my tubes and swell up my balls.

If only it was an "only" :(

Oh my smear test will be fine, I need no luck :cool:

Lol, Oh, That's alright then :p

Shit. :( Do you have the signs though? You'll probably be fine.

But I really don't want some asshole examine my body. :(

Are they gonna have to examine you down there?!

Good luck to you both, Jade and Oli. :)

> Hates weekend's with no football. :(

Well that's the thing, most of the time there are no signs, and because there are no signs no one knows which then means all the complications get too far for it to be fixed :(

Apparently cladmydia isn't just spreaded through sex though :/ The germs that cause it or whatever like the back of the throat, and then when you go stick your cock into someones throat they attatch to it :(

But nah, they didn't examine me down there, I could either pee in a bottle or they could stick summit through my penis hole. Obviously I went for the former option :p Now just gotta await Wednesday for the text of deadly result!

Crap isn't it.
I hate internationals. A Liverpool player always gets injured and we've got chelsea soon :(

I don't like watching England anymore anyway, support Spain now.
Supported them before the Euros before anyone says something :p

Ohhh man. Good luck. There is a chance they won't have to look down there with me. They might just be able to do an ultra scan type thingybob. Let's ****ing hope so.

I'm shit scared though, making my mum come with me, lol.(Not for the actual examination...just the doctors.)

Good luck, Oli. Maybe we should stop talking about our genital regions in here now. :D

Yeah it seems like that every international. This season for us it has been Gutierrez, we have missed him. :(

I have never supported England, TBH.

We should make a "Oli's penis and Jade's vagina" thread.

Lol, he is that player who had an amazing game against the mancs at the start of the season?

Oh, i used to be a fairly big England fan, have loads of there kits and all, but they've just lost it.
Great team on paper, but aren't great on the pitch.

Hahahaha, don't tempt me.


<--- Just wants to look like she's sticking to the idea of thsi thread.

> Has footy training at 11 tomorrow ... Oh God.. I like waiting up late on a Sunday so it feels like i don't have to wait long for my Roast Dinner.


Mmmmmm....

Yeah, he also destroyed Bolton, too. :p

Lol, yeah, me and my brother and dad were talking about him the other day and was asking ourselves were he is.

Seemed a quality player.. which is what you need at the moment.

<--- Loves some of the people on this board.....sometimes. ;p

<--- Wants to meet some of you, and give you a cupcake.

I bet i'm one of the "sometimes" :p

Yeah, i would love to meet some people from here.
It would be so fun.
Although, i have met a couple already.

Jade, I would prefer a curry thanks. :p

I'm having a curry soon.
I want it now though, soooo hungry it's unbelieveable.

Okay, a curry then.

Theres just no pleasing some people.

Hahaha.... Oh i love curry.

Err, by giving me a curry you would please me. :|

Excellent comeback haha

Okies, as you wish, sir...

*throws curry at David* :)