invented by the woman
 

lets come up with stuff that a woman must have invented. i'll get the ball rolling.

button fly jeans

no other use apart from taking more time for us to get our bits n pieces out when we need to do a piss or get jiggy.

daytime tv:

just an excuse to sit and watch ur ass grow when u should be cleaning the house and making dinner for the superior genders imminent return from work/ the pub/ his other girlfriends.


k thats my 2 come on guys let them have it.

Re: invented by the woman
 

Yeah, but they are ahhh soooo SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8)

Which really benefits the men, doesn't it :wink:

Re: invented by the woman
 

I do like a nice pair of button fly jeans on a good looking man. :wink:

Re: invented by the woman
 

:D :D yum, yum :D :D

wots the difference between button flys and zip flies apart from the fact that ud ont come seconds from pissing urself every time u go to the bog with zips?

i mean u have the flap covering the front of them anyways so u cant even tell the difference by looking at the normally.

oh, yes you can :D They just "sit" differently ;) They also come "off" differently, lol. Usually they also accentuate the ass better (I do realize the zipper is in the front, but the pants mold differently)

and, yeah, the pissing all over yourself would be a big turnoff :wink:

tell me about it my bros managed to piss himself several times when hes been drunk.

once when he ended up drinking all night with some of the guys from flickerstick last time they played here,

then when we were on holiday he got smashed and kicked out of the puba nd decided to come home and finish off pretty close to a litre of vodka. he was totally out of it and pissed himself ont he couch, got up int he morning walked by my mate and sed alrite gary (ddespite the fact gary wasnt even on holiday with us) and then went and pisse din the kitchen.

the worst ive ever done was peeing in a washing basket when i was 16 and got totally wrecked at the 1st party i ever went to. i dont remember it happeneing but i know it did lol.

they sit differently? bullshit when ur nicknamed jumbo by the very nice people ont his board u dont need to worry about how ur crotchal area looks. and i find a belt helps show ur ass off alot more than some gay button fly.

I see, so you know better. Why did ya ask then? :roll:

cos i enjoy hearing the ramblings that the inferior gender like to read about and believe int heir daft magazines.

THERE YOU GO. WOMAN INVENTION 3: womans magazines. there was one in work the other day thats main headline was The Reason Why You're Fat: you were stabbed in a previous life.

i mean that brings me 2 conclusions. its sad that someone would actually print that but someone buys it so they must believe it and 2. if it's true.Don King must have got stuck through a meat processor in a previous life.

Women inferior???? Thin ice Jim, thin ice....

Tash