embarassing drunken antics?
 

did something kind of daft (well so im told) on thursday night after a heavy session.

me, my bro and some mates went to our favourite pub up the town on thursday cos they were havign a halloween do. anyways i decided id start the festivites early and necked 4 cans of cider before i'd even left the house. followed by several hours of mixing cocktails jugs, vodka, more cider i got rather worse for wear then decided that a bottle of wine would do the trick so i ended up smashed in the pub drinking str8 fromt he bottle and finished it myself. now everythign after that gets pretty hazy but apparently when i got home i ended up trying to climb into my mum and dads bed cos i didn't even know where i was lol.

sad thing is thats not the worst thing ive ever done so own up and i might tell u more :)

I usually don't lose it, but there was this one time when the booze was free...

Well, basically, I could drink as much as I wanted and someone else was paying for it. So I passed out in the toilet in a restaurant that had two different "sides", one playing rock and the other playing techno. Well, I'm sure I don't need to tell you which side I was on.

Anyways, I dosed off in the loo and while I was sleeping they closed the rock departement and moved everyone over to the techno side. I woke up and found the bar empty. Drunk as I was, I didn't understand there was another room in the building. So I tried to piss of the security guys, claimed that I lost my wallet until the third time I told them and they told me to look into my breast pocket, where, sure enough, it was.

However, I decided to go home, but didn't have any money. Normally this isn't a problem, I could always walk (it was only 3 kms) but that night it was raining sleet, something between snow and water and I was pissed beyond imagination. So no walking.

I wanted to take a taxi, but I needed money. The only problem was that the hole in the wall wouldn't let me. I got my PIN code right, but there was somesort of update going on and they couldn't connect to my particular bank. So no money, not even enough for a bus fare.

I sat on the town square for about an hour to clear my head and stumbled that 3 kilometers back home in the sleet-storm of the year. That was fun.

There have been other occations that I've done something morally questionable, but then it wasn't the liquer talking, it was just me. :) And BTW, the thing I just told you about happened years ago... :D

Ice

I've got my own stories but can't be bothered telling those so i'll tell you one about my friend... recently he was outside a graveyard at 1am and a girl came up to him and asked "are you looking for a girl?"

anyway...

We'd been for a meal in the hall of the college on a friday and I'd gone off. He stuck around though and after the pub went to the JCR with friends. He woke up 2 floors above the JCR at 6:30am in the toilet cubicle wearing just his boxer shorts. He must have sleptwalked. He collected his thoughts and realised his clothes must be in the JCR: looked through the window and there they were. Of course he couldn't get in the room though because his keys were in his trouser pockets and he was locked out. So he had to run across college on the gravel paths at 6:30am to wake a neighbour up to borrow their keys so he could run back to get his trousers. If he'd woken up 30 minutes later he'd have had a lot of Japanese and American tourists to deal with also.

that would be pretty bad waking up like that in public. a guy i know shagged some bir dat t int he park last year and when he woke ups he'd nicked his wallet and jeans :? typical birds eh.

keep them coming ive got plenty of them but i doubt anyone will beat what my brothers done on occasions and even if u have i doubt ud tell it here.

I've fallen over quite a few times whilst drunk, but other than that I don't think I've really done much else embarrassing... I think.. :lol:

Tash

Last night at a Halloween party one of my friends from work showed up with a guy. I have never met her boyfriend and just assumed that it was him! Well, I'm talking and call him her boyfriends name. Turns out, it's not her boyfriend. He couldn't make it so she brought someone else with her! Oooppps! :oops: I probably would have done the same thing if I was sober though. LOL!

I'm really bad with names, drunk or sober!! Sometimes I just don't feel a name suits someone. I've insisted on calling people by the name I think suits them better.. can be embarrassing when you actually tell their parents that they gave their child the wrong name.. :oops:

Tash

LOL! Now, that would be funny.

Annoyingly enough, I always start to feel sick before the alcohol can turn me into a merry little blighter, so I have to stop.... one day I will get drunk though- and may the world tremble at the havoc I create

Keep On Rockin'

what do u drink man the only thing i can think that would make me sick before gettign drunk would be baileys and if thats ur drink of choice then u deserve it 8)

i suppose tequilla makes me want to boke but ur pissed a couple of minutes after shooting a couple of them so its not too bad.