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Jim Bon Jovi 11-04-2003 08:55 PM

a moral question: joke
 
a barman puts a sign up for a waitress in his pub.

3 girls apply for the job and get interviews.

he asks them what they would do if they found a tenner lying on the floor just next to a customer.

1 said she'd give it to the customer cos it was probably his

the 2nd said she'd put it in the till for the pub

and the 3rd said she'd keep it for herself, finders keepers.

so which one did the barman hire????




































the one with the biggest tits :D

Daja Green 11-04-2003 08:56 PM

Don't think this is funny... :roll:

Kev 11-05-2003 12:09 AM

not bad jim mate not bad :lol:

Jim Bon Jovi 11-05-2003 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Daja Green
Don't think this is funny... :roll:

^ doesnt have big tits.

Supersonic 11-05-2003 12:25 PM

Aloha !

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Originally Posted by Jim Bon Jovi
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Originally Posted by Daja Green
Don't think this is funny... :roll:

^ doesnt have big tits.

Lol I was thinking exactly the same. :D :D

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

krb102 11-05-2003 12:48 PM

For people who are easily offended, (some) Christian Americans who think they're PC and don't have a sense of humour, or people who aren't intelligent enough to appreciate the following as jokes, do not read the rest of this post.

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What is the best thing about molesting a 10 year old girl?

Flip her over and you have got a 10 year old boy.




Why did Hitler kill himself?

Because he saw the gas bill.




Man: Have you heard about the party?
Woman: What party?
Man: The one in the back of your throat, and I'm the only one coming.




What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, Michael Jackson fvcked little boys in the arse.




And I may get into trouble for the next joke, but I believe that I am unracist enough to appreciate the racistness of this joke, and thus find it amusing.

What would the flintstones be called if they were black?
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N1ggers.




If you read this far and feel like complaining, then you didn't pay attention to my warning.

Supersonic 11-05-2003 12:51 PM

Aloha !

Quote:

Man: Have you heard about the party?
Woman: What party?
Man: The one in the back of your throat, and I'm the only one coming.
This one is very funny. :D

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

RichieW2001 11-05-2003 01:01 PM

half were good, half were shit.

jess 11-05-2003 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Supersonic
Aloha !

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Originally Posted by Jim Bon Jovi
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Originally Posted by Daja Green
Don't think this is funny... :roll:

^ doesnt have big tits.

Lol I was thinking exactly the same. :D :D

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

I found it funny and i don't have big ones :P

Kev 11-05-2003 09:24 PM

as richie said...some good..some bad...thanks for posting


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