Were you lonely at school?
 

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help.

One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the end of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

She approached and asked if he was all right.

The boy said he was.

A little while later, however, she noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself
Approaching again, she said, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The boy hesitated, and then said, " Emm Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, she then asked, "Why are you standing here alone?"

"Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the f*cking goalkeeper."

women ey?

boys ey?