The Man Who Sold the World - let your Dad dance to it. :lol:


do you like Eminem?

no


V do u like making fun of others?

yes :oops: but I also like making fun of myself :D .

you?

I only make fun of myslelf


V Why people like to hear rummors?

lust for sensation, I suppose


do you ever spread rumors just to give em something to talk about?

not personally to people I know but I've skirted with the idea of being "creative" with soem truths when promoting gigs for my brother. A special guest here, rumours of band x appearing there can do wonders :wink:

now I think about it. a coupla years ago we did a gig and had special guest appearance on all the posters and let it spread. we had people thinking it was the foo fighters for some reason?!!! but we did a cover of baby one more time and our old singer (MALE) came out in a miniskirt, boob tube and covered in make up and sang it. brilliant stuff.

V would the sight of a man in a mini skirt and lipstick make you boke?

what do you think? :P

:? what's boke?

boke= Glaswegian for being sick

V what should my drink of choice be on Thursday?

Samuel Adams - but they won't have it.

Then any light beer to keep you stable on your two feet.


Mine? (I am going on a fundraiser - they are putting together a calendar or barely dressed firefighters and I was invited to the pre-judging on Thursday :P ) - at least I hope they serve alcohol there :?

how can you pre judge a calender shoot? :shock:

think i'll stick to the beer. I quite fancy wine because the gigs nice and intimate (candle light n cool stuff like that) but im going dancing after it and wont be able to drink wine in the club so itll probably be bottles or pints of miller.

V any particular reason why you didn't ask a question?

I did ask a question. I asked what my choice should be as I am going to the pre-judging.

ANd no, we are not judging the calendar - we are selecting the guys that should be IN the calendar! :roll: :P

I do like wine a lot actually, but not when I go out - wine glasses are so awkward on the bar - I like beerbottles a lot better. :lol:

so what is my drink of choice on Thursday?

well since most european beers (with the exception of zipfer and nastro azzuro) are vile when bottled then I'd suggest some good old Miller genuine. seriously. it's not great but you can do much worse too. and you can drink it like juice.

it's disgusting looking at men as sexual objects and not real people. thats what women are for :twisted:

V true?

:lol: :lol: NO! Besides, I believe there are a couple of female fire fighters as well (at least there were last year).

... and I cannot believe you suggest TO ME to drink Miller :twisted: sheesh - you should know me better by now.


does sex sell?

it does indeed. and why not? :)

V is prostitution filthy?

no, not filthy. Face it, it is the only way for some people to get laid. Though, I do feel very sorry for the girls, particularly the ones working on the street - not the Heidi Fleiss type girls of course.


should prostitution be legal?

Well in a perfect world it would stop all the seedy shit going on, get rid of the pimps and the girls would all be clean but I seriously doubt that would happen.

It should be regulated, have proper places to go and do it discretely, not have girls hassling you walking round the streets asking if you want any business.

I'd like to think it;'s not filthy but I have a couple of mates who went to some out of nothing more than laziness because they can all pull and one of them had to tell the girl to put a condom on him before she gave him a blow and Im like.... should that not set of a little alarm saying maybe she shouldnt be doing that if Im worried about picking somethign up off her....

V ever used one? :P

ever used one? ever used a condom? Why of course.


so "street prostitution" should be done away with, but not "escort services"?

well yeah. I dunno about seattle, but we've got a red light district and it's ****ing horrible to walk through at night. this gig we've got on thursday is pretty much in the middle of it actually.

If you want to do it, go somewhere private and by that i dont mean up an aleey, in a car or in a park.

sayign that, it would end the imensly popular game of "prossie spotting" where youd rive around seeing who can find the most pro's.

ive actually got a pretty vile prossie spotting story but i dunno if it would suit here.

V wanna hear it?

of course I do - though I had no idea this was a sport :lol:

Stuff like this doesn't happen around the bars in Seattle - cops are out all the time.


are there that many loosers in Glasgow?

it's spelt losers and yes we have them in abundance.

well the story goes, we went prossie spotting a coupla years ago and ended up down a one way street int he west end. theres a bench at the very end and a woman sititng on it kinda wierd doing something so we have to go right up to her to turn round. as we get closer we realise shes sitting with her legs wide open, no knickers on and is playign with herself, just as we turn around a geeky looking guy pokes his head out from behind a bush, he;d been using her and hid when we came up the lane but she decided she would keep herself occupied in the meantime.

kinda disturbing really.

V shall we direct the conversation away from prostitutes?

very disturbing indeed.


what do you want to talk about? I've got 14 minutes left then I'll head home.

What's on your agenda tonight?

bed. its nearly 2 inthe morning.

had a practice for the gig earlier, watched some TV, coupla documentaries just furthering my opinion that the middle east is never going to sort anything out until the full place is blown flat.

V what about you?

gonna go home and meet "a friend". :wink:

probably watch a movie and make popcorn? :roll:


do you like popcorn?

yeah but not that much.

V next film you want to see?

probably Troy.


you?

harry potter 3. cant wait to see it next weeka nd im not a big film goer by any stretch of the imagination.

V Alot of people think vinyls sound better than cd's because they're analogue and more organic but when you stick on a dvd and then a vhs, the difference with the dvd is very noticeable and in a good way. Why the fascination with shitty sounding old records?

no idea - I definitely prefer CD's and DVD's


do you have any vinyl?

i had born to be my baby i bought at a record fair many years ago but i dunno where it is and dont particularly care.

V collect anything?

Queen. Old vinyl records and stuff, haven't for ages though. And just basic rubbish! :D

If you had 3 wishes what would you wish for?

hapiness for me and everyone around me, enough money to let me do whatever I wanted and I'd save the last one for a rainy day or someone who really needed it cos I'm nice like that :P

V ever been arrested?

yes

ever stole something ?

yeah but nothign major. I take bits and pieces from work, never stole from somewhere I didn't work. stupid as it sounds, it seems kinda immoral whereas i don't have a problem having a free breakfast courtesy of my other jobs ive been in.

V what did you get arrested for you naughty minx? :)

i didnt get arrested :P

are u as bored as i am right now? :lol:

most definately



what did you collect as a child?

i guess barbie dolls :lol: :lol:

and u?

stamps :oops:


what happened to your childhood collection?

Locked mine up in a box so no one would see that i collected them:)

Whose your fav singer from Canada?

simple plan






if one any one person could walk through your door right now, who would you want it to be?

an angel. :D

and you?

one of my princesses (britney) :P





what did you have for breakfast?