only my pinkie toe


which bone hurts the most breaking?

The femars(sp) top of your leg.well it hurts when you shatter them




Ever stayed in hospital?

yep fraid so!

ever had a fight?

when i was a wee chap i stayed in hospital alot. had a birthmark on my neck and i scolded myself with boilign water when i was a toddler and it started growing so i got it chopped off which took a fair few operations.

can only really remember 2 times i stayed in hospital though. one was at yorkhill childrens hospital which was horrible and another time was at ross hall which was private and was pretty cushy actually. i REALLY intend to go private in later life, finances allowed of course.

V ever consider beign a doctor or nurse?

yeah i wanted to be a doctor but it takes too long!

have you been good this year for father xmas?

mmmmmmm well i've not been that bad as far as i'm concerned. the fat bearded git might see it differently though.

V have you?

NO lol







which is best christmas day or new years eve?

Chriistmas eve :D


V Do u sing christmas carols or not?

NO, you have never heard me sing!!!








Big cook or little cook?

:lol:

there's got to be something in between

a big cook is too much and a full stomach usually hurts, a little cook, well you don't want to be starving now do you? ;)


do you always think naughty thoughts or can you be clear headed as well?

:P i can have clear thoughts , well i do most of the day when i'm at work but its soooo nice to have naughty thoughts especaily with Pammy :P




Do i go on about Pammy too much?

you may be even more obsessed with pammy than becky is with keith :) :P

any other girls you find attractive??

yeah you :P ;)


V Do u think ur attractive person?

:shock: ME?? no not at all
^ yes lots of girls but Pammy is the best






Do you think that my wife ever gets jealous of Pammy?

lol she shouldn't be since she is not staying near u ;)

V do u think u ever gonna meet Pammy?

No


V Celebrity you'd most like to meet?

no one lol


V Whats ur family name?

^ i will meet pammy one day for sure and she will fall in love with me and want me forever :P
Family name?






Do you like Jonathan Ross the chat show man?

Yeah I think he's a funny guy

...and Russ by family name I think he means surname, lol

V Person you'd most like to shag? :lol:

:shock: Of course Pammy




And you???

That's a given.

Celebrity you'd least like to shag? I changed it from "person" because you might pick someone I can't picture.

Kylie. I just don't see the attraction, plus she looks too small :wink: :lol:


Celebrity you'd most like to fight?

fight?

I don't fight lol.


celbrity that you admire the most?

Jon & Keith

Celebrity you want to look like?

I don't know, happy with myself, wouldn't want people thinking I was someone else


V Celebrity you'd most like to see fade away?

Jennifer Lopez

Celebrity you wish would come back?

Michael J Fox, but he can't do much now due to his Parkinsons :(


V Favourite chocolate bar?

snickers


favorite type of cookie?

Well I'm going to assume you're using silly american and mean biscuit in which case I like bourbons

V Oreos or chocolate chip cookies?

(I love Oreos but they're hard to find over here)

chocolate chip cookies

so are chocolate chips, cookies???? or are they chocolate chip biscuits??

(biscuit - is a certain form of dough out of which you make a strawberry biscuit roll for example - yum)


favorite cake/pie?

Chocolate Gateaux mmmmm

The only cookies we have are the ones with chocolate chips in them. Other things like bourbons, custar creams, jammy dodgers, digestives, they're all biscuits.


V Giving or Receiving?oral sex :lol:

ahm, usually you have to give to receive, so I say both


what is the technical difference between a cookie and a biscuit???

Well here cookies have chocolate chips in them, but to you it's just yet another word that americans have taken and changed :mad: lol


V Wardrobes or tarmac?

wardrobes i think :? whats a tarmac?


\/ favorite restaurant

favorite restaurant might be the Metropolitan Grill, but I am not much of a restaurant person.


favorite place to get pizza?

we usualy have it at pizza hut but y;day night me and my friend had at newly stared Villa pizza and found very yammy there :D

V and urs?

Pizza hut all the way








Best place to get a burger?

burger king

V best place to have lunch ?

On a chair lol





Are you having a good day??

its been ok but disappointed that nothing came through post yet :(


V and u?