yes

V Do u like ur body?

NO, its covered with scars






Do you think that scars are ugly?

no, but depend on scars too, i also got scar at my back and i hate it


V best and worst thing about christmas?

Best, plenty of booze
Worst , having to see people that you wouldnt normaly

care to grace us with a question old timer?


where are my clothes? (seriously it's fair to say i was rathe rinebriated last night and I do not have a clue where they are)

Try out side, thats where i found them once






Do you like harry hill?

yeah he's ok but i havent really watched him since he was 1st out.

V should i go on a blind date that my bro and his bird are tryign to send me on?

apparently it's someone from their work who was out the other night 9which as a result makes her REALLY hot) but they won't tell me jack shit about them so i'm not sure.

Sure go out with her you have nothing to loss, but have a back up plan make sure you know where your mates are so if it blows out you've got somewhere to get pissed






Now does that sound like a good plan or what??

lol exactly what I had planned mate.

I'd love to have a beer with you man cause I reckon that me n you are pretty much identical with regards to things when you were my age. Maybe I was a bit more on the good side of the law from what i've gathered from your goodself 8)

V do you use my old excuse and blame the parents? :D

No i blame it on the goverment :lol: and the fact that i lived in a rough area where it was a fun past time to throw petrol bombs at parked cars :?



Should would love to have a drink with you at sometime Jim. Maybe we could all have another JT meeting this year??



Now does sound like a good idea?

aye man.

i was goin to come to london last year but wouldnt have got it on work opn account of me being away to spaint he week before it and needing the weekend after off for t in the park but I got suspended the week before it and fired not long after which was a kick int he balls considering I coulda went.

but i digress. my work are pretty cool about time off as long as it's not excessive but i think im goin to middlesborough and newcastle for a coupla weekends away wi the boys, summer camp wi the TA, Spain in a coupla weeks then probably again over the summer so as long as it's not too close to any other time off it shouldnt be a problem.

V excuses for getting off work tomorrow night?

How does this sound? Your Grandma is ill and is likely to die but your Mum doesnt drive so its up to you to get her there to see your dieing grandma before she dies.This might be too far fetched so what about You had a dodgy Kebab at lunch time and now you feel so cant come in.




Do you think that christmas time is the best time for getting drunk with friends?

nah well ill say I went out for a meal. they're more likely to be forgiving if they think it's been a natural cause of food poisoning as opposed to me being steaming and picking a sausage supper off the ground i dropped.

christmas time is indeed the best time to get drunk wi friends. turns out i'm off out tonight as well :D thent omorrow work getitng off providing.

i dont even want to lok at my bank balance tomorrow morning.

V should I be courteous to my dentist tomorrow and not drink any old shite tonight?

No Jim drink be merry, then in the morning drink plenty of water and wash your mouth with a good mouthwash and dont forget to brush your tounge with your toothbrush that way you will get rid of all bad odours.







Do you have to be drunk to dance infront of people?

not at all man. My bro just caught me doing my frontman think int he middle of my room singing to flickerstick. Ill be playing pool int he union and be singing and not necesarilyl dsancing but fronting away without even thinking about it.

drink just increases my momentum :o

btw the mouthwash and teeth brushing aint workign today so i doubt it will tomorrow :? could be worse. last time i went down id been on the hideously cheap and nasty tequilla the night before. I apologised beforehand cos nothign i could do could get the smell away lol

V should dentists wear balaclava's since they rob you anyways?

Yes they should , good job they dont ask you to bend over aswell the robbing bastards!!!!!!






HOw oftern do you go to the dentist? only i havent been in 18 months never seem to find the time to go.

every 6 months.

I hadn't been for years but ashlea made me sign up with her dentist last year. it's a new guy that took me last week but he's whacked me with a 70 quid bill n ive got to go tomorrow for work which is a pain inthe arse ocnsidering the last time i was told my teeth were in brilliant ocndition. either he's ripping the arse out of it or the last dentist was shit.

i know what i'm inlined to go for.

V any parties over christmas planned?

well so far only dinner with the family and some friends on the 24th..anything after that is up for grabs :lol:

and u?

i finished uni on thursday. since then uive been out every night bar saturday and im out tonight and tomorrow. working wednesday, probably out thursday, workign xmas eve at the pubs party thign but we get to wear our own gear and drink so thatll just be like a night out too.

not actually upto nante' on xmas day.

not entirely sure about new year. might go into town, might go to a party after work. i'm pretty sure there'll be anight out or 2 between boxing day and then :D

V is there such a thign as too much partying?

Yes. If you find yourself throwing up in a parking lot, there's been too much partying.

V Where's the weirdest place you've thrown up?

on my ex boss at a work night out :?

V you?

In the middle of Baldock high street as i was crossing the road , oh also over my wife the first time i took her home.Strange she stuck with me really





Best way to get over being sick?

Just puke and get it over with--don't fight it. Then wash up with a cold cloth.

V Have you gotten any Christmas presents already?

No but i know where they are hid :lol:





Do you ever feel the present before you open it?

never - but i don't get any presents either


what to give a 13 year old boy??? (and no porn is not an option)

DVDs, video games, anything electronic

V Do you have lights decorating the outside of your house?

Playstation game???





What age is it safe to look at porn?

53 :lol:

At what age did you first see porn?

probably 14/15 or so


what do you really really want for xmas?

A man. LOL I don't know why. I'd be just like a 4 year old with a new toy--play with him for a while and then get tired of him.

Do you have a Furbie?

I hear ya :)


what's a furbie??

It was THE Christmas craze a few years ago... this little talking electronic thing that sort of looked like Gizmo from the Gremlins.

V What do you REALLY want for Christmas?

Pammy :P other than that i would like something for the car








Are you a member of a Fan club?

me? lol. NO!!


don't tell me you are a member of Pamela's fanclub :? are you?

I'm not a member of Pammy's fan club.

V Don't you hate it when you mean a question for one person and someone else happens to pop in and answer it?

Why would that be bad then????



So are you a member of a fan club????

Two... Jon's and Keith's.

Keith's is better. ANY member can get fan club tickets. There are no dumbass stipulations to be AT the venue to buy them.

V What fan clubs are you in?

Well i'm thinking about Pammys but i'm in a PTcruiser club








Should i join the Pammy club or not? if i do i get a signed photo and a calander

Sure, why not.

Do you drive a PT Cruiser?

I sure do this is mine

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...pt_cruiser.jpg





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