nope but i hate the little ****ers with a passion.

V if there is a God, why did he invent bees and the like?

Whats wrong with bees?. At least they are much better creature then some of the humans ;)

V Is there anything like perfect life?

I don't know, it depends on what you determine to be perfect

Irritate Our Minds
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Like a Llamma in a tracksuit playing Cludeo with a Shark,
Or an onion with a mullet and he's suddenly learned to bark.
Like a pair of sweaty wardrobes both with 7ft long beards,
Or a tiny little kipper that I've personally hand reared.
Like a matress playing chess on the moon on Tuesday night.

These things, you'll find, constantly irritate our minds.

Like a cat with a moustahce throwing gateaux at a tree,
Or a hundred hungry Russians and they're feasting on a flea.
Like a train that's full of doorknobs and it's headed for the moon,
Or a giant eating small glass limbs in my living room.
Like a computer with a left leg trying to conquer Greece.

These things, you'll find, constantly irritate our minds.

Like a mongoose with a tophat throwing peanuts at the queen,
Or a couple of angry hamsters and they're eating donkey spleens.
Like a dozen roman soldiers fighting in a car,
Or a duvet with a vengeance, wearing its mothers bra.
Like a ninja squirrel army that is wearing nylon pants.

These things, you'll find, constantly irritate our minds.

Like a gerbil wearing trainers bouncing on a trampoline,
Or some wallpaper from asda and it's very very mean.
Like a family of keyboards, trapped inside a chair,
Or a man that comes from Chester and he's acting like a hare.
Like a bookcase made of jelly and it's falling off a cliff.

These things, you'll find, constantly irritate our minds.

Like a football on a wardrobe catching hippos with a fork,
Or a german with a pet frog that has taught a rock to talk.
Like a paper clip with earrings, hanging from the roof,
Or a pair of turquoise sweat socks that have landed on a hoof.
Like a bush out in the garden, playing tic tac toe.

These things, you'll find, constantly irritate our minds.


Was that a funny song? :lol:

No.

Do you have a big fridge?

:lol: No (by big I presume you mean an American style one)

Do you have a sense of humour at all? :lol:

I do.

What's up with the squirrels? Seriously.

Don't even go there.... :D

Favourite film?

I cannot possibly answer that. Too....many....great....films.

V Favourite band?

Queen

Favourite song?

When The Musics's Over.

Favourite drink?

Vodka, lime and lemonade

Favourite food?

Stoofpeertjes a la Alex

Do you like to cook?

I love cooking.. it's a lot of fun and I like cooking for people.

Are you a good cook?

I'm ok.

Do you cook by the recipe?

Sometimes, depends, sometimes I like to just try things out..

What is your best dish?

yes , i like to try something new all the time ;)

V Do u like cooking?

Yes. Tash: stoofpeertjes and boeuf bourguignon.

What do you like to cook?

My favourite recipe is Vegetarian Shepard's Pie.. with kidney beans.. it's yummy!

What's so special about your pears?

They are made with love. Lots and lots of love.

Believable or not?

Not at all...

Can I get the real reason now?

Lots of wine.

Sounds good or not?

Sounds definitely interesting!!!

Do you make them a lot?

No. I should make them more often.

Do you mind if I go to bed now?

Actually yes.

Who will I talk to if you leave?

allmike, Arash, Brenda, Javier, Keeper,

Pick one.

Good night or sleep well? :D

Good Night I guess

Chat to you tomorrow or not?

Only for a little while. I will be off this afternoon.

And? Do you have a hangover? :D

No, I don't drink

V Are you an axe murderer? :lol:

may be and may be i dont even aware of it ;)

V Do u think too much or not?

Far too much, and I get very bored


V Onions or iron? :lol:

I probably need more iron in my diet.

Do you use skim milk?

yes

v Do u like milk or not?

Semi-skimmed I think

V Chocolate or sex? (both at once probably preferable, but which one alone, lol)

sex lol

and do u know its question thread and not this or that ;) ?

Yes, but a question can be given with multiple possible answers, I could have given a third or fourth option, but This or That implies a choice between two things.

V Gerbils. Do you agree? :lol:

yes.


do you ever not eat enough and get the shakes as a consequence?

:shock: I always eat enough, so may be never face that problem.


V Why u don't eat enough from the beigin with?

:shock: I always eat enough, so may be never face that problem.


V Why u don't eat enough from the beigin with?

don't know. for one my fridge is empty lol. another one is that I am not like one to do a happy medium --- everything with me is excess. So, I either eat a ton or not at all. Right now it is not at all. :oops:





what unhealthy things do you do?

No full cream taste better


do you believe in miracles?