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Ways To Turn Men Down ........
WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN
HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. >HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. >SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. >HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? >SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? >SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? >SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. >SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. >HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. >SHE: Okay, get out. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? >SHE: I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life-in your wildest dreams. |
:lol: Thanks Allwyn, i'll use them ....
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Some good ones here :D
Kathleen |
Very funny. Some are a little harsh though!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:
i wish i was mean enough to use a few of those :P :wink: |
These are great! Thanks!
Stephanie |
Hope you didn't collect them out of your personal experience Mikey :lol:
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haha good ones Allwyn ... let's see if I can use them ...
Anyone has good advice for the other way around??? |
Have to use these!! They're great!
Tash |
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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