Women Are The Best?
 

Thought i might pass this on to you all :)


By the time the Lord made a woman, he was into his 6th day of working
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>>overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time
>>on
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>>this one?"
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>>And the Lord answered, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? She has to be
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>>completely washable, but not plastic; have over 200 movable parts, all
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>>replaceable; run on diet coke and leftovers; have a lap that can hold four
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>>children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped
>>knee
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>>to a broken heart and have two pairs of hands."
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>>The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Two pair of hands! No way!
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>>And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day.
>>Wait
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>>until tomorrow to finish."
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>>But I can't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
>>creation
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>>that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is
>>sick
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>>AND can work 18 hour days."
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>>The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so
>>soft,
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>>Lord....."
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>>"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have
>>no
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>>idea what she can endure or accomplish." "Will she be able to think?"
>>asked
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>>the angel. The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will
>>be
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>>able to reason and negotiate."
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>>The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's
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>>cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that
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>>you were trying to put too much into this one." "That's not a leak," the
>>Lord
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>>corrected, "that's a tear!" "What's the tear for?" the angel asked. The
>>Lord
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>>said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain,
>>her
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>>disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride." The
>>angel
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>>was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman
>>is
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>>truly amazing." And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear
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>>hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
>>They
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>>smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry.
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>>They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight
>>for
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>>what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for
>>an
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>>answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so
>>their
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>>family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love
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>>unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their
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>>friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a
>>wedding.
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>>Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family
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>>member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
>>They
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>>know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart.
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>>Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly,
>>walk,
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>>run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a
>>woman
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>>is what makes the world keep turning! They bring joy and hope. They have
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>>compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and
>>friends.
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>>Women have vital things to say and everything to give!
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>>Pass this along to your women friends to remind them how amazing they are;
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>>because if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to forget about
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>>themselves. Hmmmmm......maybe it's not a flaw after all....
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>>And pass it on to your men friends to remind them why they admire women so
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>>much!


so true...written by a woman, huh? 8)

Re: Women Are The Best?
 

ha ha yeah probably :lol: But thanks! :)

I just got one similar to that... kinda funny...

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.

That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, ! so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull; all the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.

Now let's see....where did I put that useless boob?"

Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than that bullshit about the rib?
:D :D